Graduated miskatonic u 
 Now i work gizmotic institute 
 Graduated miskatonic u 
 Now i work gizmotic institute 
    Graduated miskatonic u 
 Now i work gizmotic institute 
 Graduated miskatonic u 
 Now i work gizmotic institute   
 It hurts!   
 I'm not mentally retarded 
 Mentally retarded [x6] 
 Mentally   
 Graduated miskatonic u 
 Now i work gizmotic institute 
 Graduated from hamburger u 
 Now i drive zamboni for the moose   
 Ya jerk!   
 I'm not mentally retarded 
 Mentally retarded [x6] 
 Mentally [x4]