Stop me, oh
O-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that
You've heard this one before
Stop me, oh
O-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that
You've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love
I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough
To make a shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never... I never!
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never...
I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen, and broke my knee
And then he really lays into me
Friday night in out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never... I never!
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never...
And so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor
I drank more...
Stop me, oh
O-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that
You've heard this one before
Stop me, oh
O-ho, stop me
Stop me if you think that
You've heard this one before
Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love
