Fiorucci nightmare, asshole's dream Spend all your money on the fashion machine Spots and stripes and spandex pants Pay a hundred dollars to learn how to dance
Spend fifty dollars on a sweater Think it's gonna make you look better See how tight your pants will fit What you gonna do when they start to split
Learn your fashion from a magazine Do you rally think you're in our dreams Down in Georgetown in a fashion race For the guys to see how high you rate
