Last week
I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
on day one I met her hot stepdaughter
she's a cheerleader, she's a virgin and she's really dumb
as she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice
she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
'cause she was holding this silly pom-pom
on day two, I fucked her
it was wild
she's such a slut
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
it was dirty a dream came true
just like I like it, she's got nice tits
it was perfect a dream came true
just like a song by Blink 182
Ok, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever, who cares!
anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair and the cutest British accent ever
straightaway I could tell he was a rocker from his sexy attitude and the way he locked at me
Mmmm, he is totally awesome
Oh my God, I think I'm in love
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
it was dirty a dream came true
just like I like it, she's got nice tits
it was perfect a dream came true
just like a song by Blink 182
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
I fucked my American cunt
I loved my English romance
It was so nice to meet you
pleasure is mine I do like you
come to Cancun for Spring Break
I'll think about it, it could be great
and don't forget to send me a friend request!
As if!
