I've got a little mouse in a box
He's pretty cute but he doesn't get out a lot
If he wants a little run around
I take the box in the park for an hour
Box mice are pretty cool
They don't even have to go to school
They don't piss cats or talk too much
You won't catch them burning your fuel
Some people get a dog, or a cat,
or a horse, or a frog
I just want my little mouse in the box...
