This song sounds dramatic 
 But I'm bad at writing words 
 If you don't speak english 
 This probably sounds pretty good 
    You'd probably think I'm singing 
 Bout some pretty serious stuff 
 But in reality, I'm singing 'bout 
 The lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout   
 This part's intense 
 And emotional 
 As long as you don't understand it   
 Your foreign grandma 
 Would love this song   
 Please send it to her 
 And she'll probably tell her 
 Foreign friends about the song her 
 Grandson or daughter sent her today   
 This song might hit the charts in her country 
 If parts sounded like coldplay   
 If the chorus sounds like coldplay   
 Then I put some 'la-la-la's in there 
 La la la la la 
 La la la la la la la (coldplay)   
 Hopefully your foreign grandma 
 Listens to this song everyday 
 And if she asks you to 
 Translate the lyrics, here's what you say   
 "A perfect translation does not exist 
 Well, at least, not in your language 
 But if you must know, well, picture this 
 Fifty billion rainbows 
 And the sun is setting 
 And the moon is setting, also 
 And you're there in a gazebo 
 And then god descends from heaven 
 And he gives you a million dollars 
 Take that feeling 
 And put it into a song 
 I could translate word by word 
 But that'd take too long 
 And I've got stuff to do grandma 
 I don't have time for this 
 You've gotta trust me grandma 
 This freakin' song is brilliant