Put another log on the fire Cook me up some bacon and some beans And go out to the car and change the tire Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on baby you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers And boil me up another pot of tea Then put another log on the fire babe And come and tell me why you're leaving me
Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday And don't I warn you when you're getting fat Ain't I a gonna take you fishing with me someday Well a man can't love a woman more than that
And ain't I always nice to your kid sister Don't I take her driving every night So sit here at my feet 'cause I like you when you're sweet And you know it ain't feminine to fight
