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Too $hort - Just Another Day
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - Blowjob Betty
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin'
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I'm A Player
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Anything Is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can T Stay Away
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City Of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - CussWorlds
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Too $hort - Dead Or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - From Here To New York
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hard On The Boulevard
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin'
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In The Oaktown
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Too $hort - In The Trunk
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright (feat. UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave It Alone
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Too $hort - Life Is... Too Short
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - Lollypops
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only The Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp The Hoe
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy Short
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
Too $hort
Yea you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is yo ass?
Babby, what happened?
A nigga like me I know what's up
I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's OK if she's got cash
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin but bitches with no ass
I woke up early feelin shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
Cuz every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short
Thinkin about the day before
Thirty minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt
She sucked my dick and then we fucked
That good tight pussy, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much ass
At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
The day my story made itself
Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself I must need glasses
Where's them bitches with the big brown asses
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two bitches then switch 'em up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a bitch
But that ain't nuthin but a cat
None of them bitch didn't have no ass
Wait on the bus, some was walkin
Me and my homie just started talkin
I said, oh, she looks good
He said that ass is flat as wood
I said what about Vicky in the black
He said, Short, she's all that
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
The Invasion was on..
Every single day of the week
For every nigga livin there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get fucked and get some head
Cuz bitches all over wanna get worked
I just need one with alotta turf
Me and my homie, rollin and smokin
Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
I told my homie, I hate to say
All the bitches with booties stayed home today
And he said Short, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town
I thought them bitches out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares
I knew it, bitches was everywhere
The first one had tits so fat
But that don't work, her ass was flat
The second bitch was flat too
I capped on her like a motherfuckin fool
I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin
Where's your ass, baby what happened
She turned around and capped on me
She said, fuck you nigga, where's your teeth
I damn near fell jumpin out the car
But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard
My homie said Short we gots to cut
But I was kickin that bitch and her big flat butt
I kicked her ass, got in the ride
Looked at the bitch and said bye bye
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
The invasion was on..
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another bitch and I had to talk
I said baby, baby, baby come here
Yea you baby with your long long hair
Baby came over from across the street
She was standin on the corner just talkin to me
I was spittin the game but I talked to fast
Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat ass
Shit, and I was ready to go
We was rollin back to the O
I told that bitch I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them niggas who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and yo flat booty
Flat ain't the date superstar
I could see if you was white, but your black as tar
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I'm glad that shit never happened again
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Damn, I must be dreamin
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Wake me up 'fore I start screamin
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
What's this world comin to?
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Where's your ass, what happened to you?
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
The invasion is on...