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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - You Nasty
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Oakland, California
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Short Short
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
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Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
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Too $hort - Short Rap
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Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
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Too $hort - Sophisticated
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Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
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Too $hort - Strip Down
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Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
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Too $hort - Take My Bitch
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Too $hort - Tell the Feds
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Too $hort - Thangs Change
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Too $hort - That's Why
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Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
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Too $hort - These Are The Tales
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Too $hort - This How We Eat
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Too $hort - This My One
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - Triple X
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Too $hort - Way Too Real
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Too $hort - We Do This
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Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
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Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
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Too $hort - Where They At?
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Too $hort - Wild Wild West
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Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
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Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
Call Me
Too $hort
(SHORT): It's Too Short baby wassup
(KIM): hhmmm mmmm, you tell me
(SHORT): Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you
(KIM): Oh, really?
(SHORT): Wassup, yeah
(KIM): You know i waited a long time for this
(SHORT): Well look, as soon as i get there i'ma call you aight?
(KIM): Bring me what i need?
(SHORT): yeah (call me, just call me)
(CHORUS)
when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me)
satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) i'll give you what you need (X2)
(SHORT)
My plane touches down at eleven forty-five
I'm comin thru, want you bout to show you why
i got the game from the pimps and players
you goin feel me, baby when i get there
I'm a give you what you want so i could get what i need
we could get hella freaky while we smoke some weed
We don't need champagne, fuck the gin and juice
these nigga's know what Short Dawg and Lil' Kim can do
imagination is a understatement
anything you can think of we could make it
big money hit records
watch us get reckless
we butt-naked, we never sexless
And when i get there, you know it's time to fuck
cuz all night long ain't long enough ta come up
it's just us
ya wanna know sumthin it's a big dick tight pussy thang
make us both cum
(CHORUS)
(KIM)
Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirty
drive you crazy like a 730
it ain't a secret
rumors they could keep it
You know there's only one ghetto Queen with a guillotine
real bitch that carry gats by the spleen
Na mean?
Some bitch is on the other line, answer that
if it's a booty call cancel that
you want pure satisfaction i'ma handle that
all i need is a candle and the porno channel
lubricate the top, now i'm startin to sweat
peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet
now check it
Adjust ya phone volume Lil' Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out ya
imagine me suckin blood out ya
like a hickey, i love the phone quickie
i slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set off
You could reach out and touch ME MCI style
Kim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty style
Tell me what you want, i'll tell you what i need
You could fuck me til i bleed
Oh Short i'm bout ta OG
(and i like it)
(CHORUS X2)
SHORT: You say it's cool ta fuck baby jes open up
KIM: Well since you showed up what's the hold up?
SHORT: The blunts ain't rolled up,
let's mix sex with the weed smell
KIM: then ride me nigga like you do them V-12's
I'll be yo SLK and you can drop my top
SHORT: And i'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clock
The way you suck dick you off the heez-ay
KIM: Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby
SHORT: This ain't no 69 it's more like a 138, everytime we have sex it's
like watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno star
ya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner store
Queen Bee gettin stung by Too Sheezee
I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the breezee
I'll teach you all about the nigga's from the O-A-K
we take the money and the pussy cuz we sho' don't play
(And i like it)
(CHORUS X2)
(laughing)
(KIM): HhmmmM
(SHORT): And I'm lovin it
(KIM):HOw much?
(SHORT): How much?
(KIM): yeah
(SHORT): It's like this every time
(KIM): I know your good
MMMMMMM
(SHORT):my dick...in your....
(KIM): is that what you wanna talk about
(SHORT): some of this gonna make it on to the record
(KIM): talk to me