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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
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Too $hort - Short Short
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Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Way Too Real
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Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Oakland, California
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
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Too $hort - Short Rap
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
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Too $hort - Sophisticated
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
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Too $hort - Strip Down
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Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
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Too $hort - Take My Bitch
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Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
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Too $hort - Tell the Feds
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Too $hort - Thangs Change
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Too $hort - That's Why
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Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
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Too $hort - These Are The Tales
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Too $hort - This How We Eat
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Too $hort - This My One
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - Triple X
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Too $hort - We Do This
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Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
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Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too $hort - Where They At?
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Too $hort - Wild Wild West
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Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
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Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
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Too $hort - You Nasty
Somethin to Ride To
Too $hort
Now let me warm it up
I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup
To get smooth in the mood that I'm in
So lets start riding till this mother fucker ends
And hit the main strip, where the hoes be hanging
Spitting some game and trying to throw that thang
On any young nigger with some ends
A mobile phone and a drop top benz
Take it from me, see
Cuz I know what it's about
Kick a big fat dick in a bitches mouth
And keep riding, high siding, but don't front
Nigger serve that shit, don't be no punk
And while the nigger's keep jocking
I be scoping
All the fine ass freaks of Oakland
That's where I reside, and where I always will be
The city of killers, dope dealers and still we
Chill like players, and like pimps
Mack all hoes and slap all simps
The big badass, I'm from the Dangerous Crew
I just hang with the gang like it's the thang to do
Now mother fuckers can't face the facts that I'm doing this
Rapping and producing and they can't even ruin this
See everybody knows the Banksta
The big dick gangsta who's fucking with dank and clocking the bank
And I'm a get mine in the 9 O's
I mean the money, the fame, and the and the big thick fine hoes
I'm pulling up right beside you
Bumping this funky ass shit to ride to.
-Pooh Man-
Now here's some shit for you to ride to punk
Fifteeen's slamming hard in my god damn trunk
From tenth ave, to a hundred and fifth
Young players ride the foothill strip
They ride Chevys, Cougars, Blazers, Vettes
Five 60 Benzos with Ferrari kits
They love fine ass bitches, rolex watch
Top let down on the coke white drop
I love my high schools cuties
Muscle bound booties
Pools a hoes so you know I had to do my duties
I got to have it like a rabbit
Fuck her like a champ
I tell you nigger I'm a pro with these high school tramps
They say young minds, make good times
See I'm a player so let me give an O 9
Alicia, Tina, Marie, and Evette
She wanna ride punk bitch you can ride my dick
Now Shawnetta, Shawnda, an Rida too
Now here's a shot to the whole slug crew
Talk bad punk bitch but it's always Pooh
Kiss my ass and spend your cash, on this shit to ride to
-Goldy-
Pushing my dank coke into the key and start the engine
Hit song, joking time, smoking, donuts while I'm spinning
A tight haffa fullest engine with duels, and counts
fuck a spare tire in my trunk, it's boom, that slams
Cuz I'm a young brotha like to burn rubber yo ??? out of lanes
I pump it, while ya bump her, so ya change
Than I take a pitched out, exterior interior window
They wax me, then they buff me, niggers don't love me now I'm tipped out
Now I'm coming fresh from the detail shop
Going to the lee-male spots
Looking for the female cock
I feel the bass and woofer kick my chest like a heartbeat
Went to the curb, when I saw the ass of a dark freak
So I pulled up slamming Short Dogg
I said "Hey", she said (snort)
I said damn I'm fucking warthog
So I smashed out doing 90
Covered her ass up with the smoke I left behind me
The metly stently flowed in my ears like oxygen
Too Short pulling the bass, got the hoes on our jocks again
Fucking with the hooties, with booties, and big titties
That's potent, but all I is cheese for a rodent
Got a ticket doing 60 in a school crossing
Picking up my young cock for some cool tossing
Defermation of character, racially slandering
But all I'm ever givin ya is pimping and pandering
So please let me go off of some
Because I could be at home in my bed tossing her
I make like altune, quick to value human dash
Hit the freeway cuz I can't play when I got some ass
Respect a player and an O G that's what they told me
Mhisani nickname Goldy
-Too Short-
Now I come from the mother fucking eastside
So shut the fuck up bitch and just ride
I'm Short Dogg, hoe you can't front me
Since my very first album I was funky
Bitches start seeing them dollar signs
Even though I wouldn't give a broke bitch one dime
It's kind of funny, they want money from a pimp
Bitch, you couldn't get 50 cents
I take a gap from your ass and then I owe you the rest
I know the game hoe, and I'm a vet
Playing broads ain't based on love
You want my money, I wanna fuck
And after we do all that, I talk about you in my next rap
Beyotch!! Kiss my pimping ass
Cause all the time I didn't have this cash
Wouldn't call, wouldn't give me your number
I couldn't see ya like Stevie Wonder
I made a hit record
Now I got money
You wanna play $hort Dogg for a dummy
But I come from the mother fucking eastside
You suck my dick so I let the fake bitch ride
Dangerous music is on the mike
And like Banks always say, "This shit is tight"
-unknown voice- ** note - below the words are probably very inaccurate.
Now thats some shit I ride
Puff daddy and K-5 will go, buuuut
I got my partner Ant Banks sittin on something real phat
I got my partner Short, sittin on the hood of a Cadillac
I got eveybody rolling
I got Kool-Aid, he ain't spilling and he ain't trippin
I got Ol' T B with his big 'ol fat ass
I got everybody
I got ?, but he ain't got no skin on his dick cuz he fuck too much
I got ah, I got Ol' Dirty Arm but that my partna though
Cuz he's super clean, super side, super everything
I got Footy and Jerry, he trying to dred, but that ain't what's happening
I got a, shit who else I got, I got I got Face, Pooh, that's my partna
He'll look through a broad his face so big
I got ah, I got Pow Pow, he looking like Liners; he kind of filthy
But that's my partna though, I ain't going to talk bad
I ain't going to talk bad
No I ain't going to rank out
Oh Kitty Wing, that's my partna Peppermint Patty
I ain't going to talk about him
I ain't going to talk about Huh
Cuz he might beat me up send the block out on me
I don't want the block to through on me
Oh too clean (barking sounds)
We got ah, we got Hist Dancers(what about Chris Hicks baby?)
Chris Hicks thatz my that my Steven Shikal, he living lavish
Oh else we got, who else we got in the crew that you want me to rank on
The Tin Man Mo, that's Pah prince of Darkness, that's my dark partna
My counter, that's my darkside
Who else we got, who else we got
We got foothill, oh I didn't get Clim, his teeth glow in the dark