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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too $hort - You Nasty
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Oakland, California
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
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Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
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Too $hort - Short Rap
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Too $hort - Short Short
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Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
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Too $hort - Sophisticated
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
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Too $hort - Strip Down
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Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
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Too $hort - Take My Bitch
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Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
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Too $hort - Tell the Feds
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Too $hort - Thangs Change
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Too $hort - That's Why
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Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
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Too $hort - These Are The Tales
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Too $hort - This How We Eat
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Too $hort - This My One
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - Triple X
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Too $hort - Way Too Real
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Too $hort - We Do This
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Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
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Too $hort - Where They At?
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Too $hort - Wild Wild West
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Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
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Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
Can't Stay Away
Too $hort
We gonna flash back
To 1983
I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game
Before most of you niggas even started rappin'
1983, Too $hort
Word for word
Like this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
A nigga like me I know what's up
I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no ass
But she's okay if she got cash
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
I'll tell 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass
I woke up early felling right
Do the same damn thing every day of my life
Cause every morning you know I get
A good blowjob from a real fine bitch
Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort
Thinking about the day before
30 minutes after I rolled out
I pulled a freak took her to my house
She was hella young with a lot of butt
She sucked my dick and then we fucked
That good tight pussy I couldn't pass
A light-skined freak with so much ass
At 1 P.M. I was fuckin' away
I wanna do the same thing again today
Today my story made itself
Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
I told myself "I must need glasses"
Where's them bitches with the big round asses
Me and me homie just wanna be tuff
Bring two bitches then switch'em up
It was 3:35 the strip was lit
Every two blocks I saw a different bitch
Waitng on the bus someone was walking
Me and my homie just started talking
I said "Homie she looks good"
He said "That ass is flat as wood"
I said "What about baby in the black"
And he said "Short she's all that"
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
Every single day of the week
For every nigger living there's a freak
If you got game and a bed
Why not get fucked and get some head
Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked
I just need one with a lot of butt
Me and my homie rollin' and smokin'
Flat booty bitches took over Oakland
I told my homie "I hate to say
All the bitches with ass stay home today"
And he said "Short what now"
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat town
I thought them bitches out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind
Bitches, Bitches, Bitches
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
We hit the beat town like Oakland players
I knew it bitches was everywere
The first one had tities so fat
But that don't work her ass was flat
The second bitch was flat too
Talked about the bitch like a muthafuckin' fool
I said beyotch
I know I'm capin'
Where's your ass baby what happened
She turned around caped back on me
Said "Fuck you nigga where's your teeth"
I dam near fell jummping out the car
But I slapped that and slapped her hard
My homie said "Short we gots to cut"
But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt
We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another bitch a I had to talk
I said "Baby, baby, baby come here
Yeah you baby with the long long hair"
Baby came over from across the street
Standing on the corner talking to me
I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast
'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass
Sheit!
And I was ready to go
We was rollin' back to the O'
I told that bitch "I changed my mind"
She looked at me and she said "Why"
I said I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player
I'm not one of them niggaz who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and your flat booty
In the Berkley town what did we find
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day I never got in
I'm glad that shit never happend again
Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
The invasion (Beyotch) is on
That's that old school
'83
Still pimpin' baby
Short dog
You know I can't stay away from this game