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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - You Nasty
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Short Rap
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
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Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
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Too $hort - Strip Down
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Too $hort - Tell the Feds
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Too $hort - Thangs Change
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Too $hort - This How We Eat
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - Triple X
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Too $hort - Way Too Real
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Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
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Too $hort - Wild Wild West
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Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
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Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Oakland, California
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
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Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
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Too $hort - Short Short
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
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Too $hort - Sophisticated
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Take My Bitch
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Too $hort - That's Why
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Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
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Too $hort - These Are The Tales
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Too $hort - This My One
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
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Too $hort - We Do This
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Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
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Too $hort - Where They At?
Cocktales
Too $hort
These are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tails that I tell so well if u don't like my dirty raps you can go 2 hell
cuz short dogs on the mic telling cocktails
H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
ill get fucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homie.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Biatch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.
See im from the crew dangerous bitch
telling everybody about this freaky shit
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella freaky...won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again.
She's like another freak named Christina
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on volls then I drop the bitch
My name is Shorty my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know bitch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that...BITCH.
I know another trick her name was Shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and I do mean very...
SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named Erika
ANywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
and Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!