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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Oakland, California
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
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Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
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Too $hort - Short Rap
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Too $hort - Short Short
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Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
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Too $hort - Sophisticated
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Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
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Too $hort - Strip Down
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Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
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Too $hort - Take My Bitch
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Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
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Too $hort - Tell the Feds
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Too $hort - Thangs Change
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Too $hort - That's Why
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Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
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Too $hort - These Are The Tales
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Too $hort - This How We Eat
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Too $hort - This My One
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - Triple X
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Too $hort - Way Too Real
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Too $hort - We Do This
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Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
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Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
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Too $hort - Where They At?
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Too $hort - Wild Wild West
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Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
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Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
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Too $hort - You Nasty
It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
Too $hort
(chorus)
And it's a cold cold cold cold day
for a player
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
I want to hold yah
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
I want to hold yah
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
I want to hold yah
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
Too $hort:
I got too many girlfriends what am I gonna do?
Play em tell the world ends and always keep a few
When it comes to women I did everything I thought of
Players like me, we never get caught
Who's the next on the list? It's a daily routine dog
She give me short, then she'd take my jeans off at
first she wasn't messing with me told me to lick it
but now she's always sweating me. When we gonna kick it?
Spend some time wit her, I need to come through and hit it
Any time I feel like I want it, I can get it
I'll be here for you, you never wonder were I'm at
So when I come through put the spare key under the mat
when I come in, there ain't no holding back
Just feel what I am doing and roll with that
and even though I admit I can't commit this time
it's cause I got my heart broke at the age of nine
I've been hard core every since I sucked up the game from pimps
You never hear me rap about the same bitch
I never turned a hoe into a housewife
Short dog East Oakland in the house right
Chorus 2:
I'm ready to ride, ready to ride, ready to ride
I'm the mothership wish it comes
I'm ready to ride, ready to ride, ready to ride
I'm the mothership wish it comes
Chorus 1:
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
I want to hold yah
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
Ay yeeeay I want to hold yah
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
I want to hold yah
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
I want to hold yah
dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit
Ayyy yeeay
Too $hort:
I thought we was cool like that, why you go behind my back?
Trying to cross me in the game when you know I'm a mack
Can't do that, you all up in my mix
Get the phone book callin all my bitches
You know I don't really care if you interfere
cause I don't think you know about these real players
If you need a lesson, you better listen up
cause I don't think you ready for this pimpin stuff
I'm Too Short baby on the microphone
Since you got no game, I gotta write these songs
To wake you up and get you motivated
I'm about to flip the script and I know your gonna hate it
You can't infatuate my game no more, it's fool proof
So when you try to cross me up, I pull through
like a solider, cause we fighting a war
Haters against Players, who you fighting for?
You all in my business trying to make it theirs
I need to hit you in your face tell you 'mind your own affairs'
I'm Sir Too Short, and I'm knowing just how to be a player bitch
Chorus 2:
Chorus 1:
Too $hort:
BIOTCH <echoes>
Now if your trying to be a player, do your thing
But if you wanna be in love, it's cool mang
Don't try to be a player when you see that you can't
let your peers pressuring you into being what you ain't
It's hard to be real in this fake world
Would you result to violence if I take your girl?
Or would you realize she likes me more then you
Our relationship is starting and yours is through
Are you riding on the bench. Who you starting for?
Do you have another girl or is your heart broke?
Do you know how to be a player?
Is what they say about me
I'm straight down with the after party, late night freaks.
Belita Woods:
She's just a pretty face, and she doesn't even use her own name
She stole it from a magazine
She's just a pretty face
and the words she say ain't coming from her mouth
She stole the can and loves the pot
She's just another pretty face
George Clinton:
Ohh ohh ohh ohh ohhhh
five o'clock I make a run
Chorus 1