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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - You Nasty
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
- 209
Too $hort - Oakland, California
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
- 231
Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
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Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
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Too $hort - Short Rap
- 250
Too $hort - Short Short
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Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
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Too $hort - Sophisticated
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Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
- 256
Too $hort - Strip Down
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Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
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Too $hort - Take My Bitch
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Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
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Too $hort - Tell the Feds
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Too $hort - Thangs Change
- 262
Too $hort - That's Why
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Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
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Too $hort - These Are The Tales
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Too $hort - This How We Eat
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Too $hort - This My One
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
- 269
Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
- 270
Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
- 271
Too $hort - Triple X
- 272
Too $hort - Way Too Real
- 273
Too $hort - We Do This
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Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
- 275
Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
- 276
Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 277
Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
- 278
Too $hort - Where They At?
- 279
Too $hort - Wild Wild West
- 280
Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
- 282
Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
More Freaky Tales
Too $hort
Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 1: Too $hort
I met this girl in Atlanta
She let a nigga fuck but I still can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up bitch?
I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?"
She said "No", but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said "Beyotch!! What you talkin' 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I don't know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was Theresa
All on my dick like cheese on pizza
In the A-T-L where the grass is greener
I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini
She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girl went to Spellman College
Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so I could get some
I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was Amber
She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember
I had another freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!"
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A
Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante
She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp
You know I can't forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
It's like Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 2: Too $hort
I know another bitch, her name is Terri
I lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married"
I couldn't see me pimpin' her
So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!"
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want I be a fool wit' mine
Like them Texas niggas, I never would change
Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
Bitch lets have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I didn't
Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'
So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault
In the end, I still got the same results
Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
Verse 3: Too $hort
Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit
Next thing I know she started kissin' my dick
You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia
I told her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I left and when I came back
Them hoes was lickin' cats
They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin'
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
Beyotch!
And it don't stop
Old school Short Dog
Still spittin' it
Still gettin' it
Gettin' that money
Eastside baby, Oakland
You ain't knowin?
Beyotch!