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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
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Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
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Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
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Too $hort - You Nasty
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
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Too $hort - It's Your Life
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Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
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Too $hort - Oakland, California
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Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
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Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paystyle
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Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
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Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
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Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
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Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
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Too $hort - Punk Bitch
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
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Too $hort - Recognize Game
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Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
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Too $hort - Rhymes
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Too $hort - Sadity
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Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
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Too $hort - Sample The Funk
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Too $hort - Set Up
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Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
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Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
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Too $hort - Short Rap
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Too $hort - Short Short
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Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
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Too $hort - Sophisticated
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
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Too $hort - Strip Down
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Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
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Too $hort - Take My Bitch
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Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
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Too $hort - Tell the Feds
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Too $hort - Thangs Change
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Too $hort - That's Why
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Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
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Too $hort - These Are The Tales
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Too $hort - This How We Eat
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Too $hort - This My One
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Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
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Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - Triple X
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Too $hort - Way Too Real
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Too $hort - We Do This
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Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
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Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
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Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
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Too $hort - Where They At?
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Too $hort - Wild Wild West
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Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
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Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
These Are The Tales
Too $hort
These are the tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
(tune in to the history channel)
These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch)
these are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long long time
In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme
I like to spit a lot of game
but back then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a record player, on my stereo
Got down on my knees with my radio
From Oakland California with some new shit
I'm Sir Too $hort I'm bout to do this
In 1981, that's where it all begun
We do it for the money we don't rap for fun
Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too $hort and Freddy B
Money in my pocket's all I ever need
It was me, Fred B, and Freddy Brack
Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat
While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho's
Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the game
with a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang
Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs
with a bag of tapes puttin in work, Biatch
In '83 you hit a house party
a dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink
I'm on the turntable smokin' get-right
and at mid-night I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two years
That's why they say my name, when I come through here
When I was 16, I want'd to be a mack
I went to Fremont High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' real phat
Never had the sack but I smoked a little crack
Crushed up in the weed, we call em bass rock Caddies
Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
[Hook]
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, these are the tales that I tell so well
[Too $hort]
It's been 15 years since that shit happened
But Too $hort don't stop rappin'
In '85, I was on the right page
Ten thousand niggaz, $hort live on stage
Underground tapes was all they ever heard
but the whole crowd sang along with me word for word
And that changed everything
Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no joke
Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke
I was makin' records but wasn't makin' money
you can take it seriously or you can think its funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Dangerous Music
and I made the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales"
No radio or video or CD sales
Six platinums in a row Ice Cube and Cool J
Who else did that shit? $hort Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it safe
but I been mackin' hard since eighty-eight
And from eighty-nine to ninety-six
I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch
I'll retire 10 times and I'll still be here
My old records sell about a half a mil' a year
I say "bitch get naked" so pimpishly
spit rhymes through decades and centuries
And bitches just love my dirty mouth
when I see you again I'ma cuss you out, BIATCH!
That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit
I wont sue you, but that's the trademark
I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
[Hook]
[Too $hort]
Now I'm in Atlanta I still love the O
I gave you my bitch but you can't have my flow
I guest appeared on 47 albums
Fuck McDonalds and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York
I get respect, they call me Too $hort
I live swell in A.T.L. cause I'm a player
We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we ride
I got love for all niggaz from the EastSide
It was me, Ant Banks and Shorty B
All we need to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel Street makin' funky songs
if you see him tell him Short said its back on
Lets get this money, midwest down South
East coast West coast ride out, BIATCH
[Too $hort talking over Hook]
That's my gift to rap, you can have that word
Say bitch all you want, all you regular fake ass niggas
You finally get to have Too $hort's bitch, trick
[Hook]