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Too $hort - The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Blow The Whistle
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Too $hort - Married To The Game
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Too $hort - Gettin' It (feat. Parliament Funkadelic)
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Too $hort - I'm a Playa
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Too $hort - Gettin' It
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Too $hort - Oakland
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Too $hort - Hoes
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Too $hort - I'm A Stop (feat. 50 Cent, Devin The Dude & Twista)
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Too $hort - Pimp the Ho
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Too $hort - So You Want to Be a Gangster
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Too $hort - 2 Bitches
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Too $hort - Bad Ways
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Too $hort - Cusswords
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Feelin' (feat. Rappin 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - Fuck My Car
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Too $hort - Get It
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Too $hort - HE CHOSE ME
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Too $hort - Hey, Let's Go
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Too $hort - I Luv (feat. Daz Dillinger, Scarface, Trick Daddy)
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Too $hort - In the Trunk
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Too $hort - Money Maker (feat. Pimp C / Rick Ross)
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Too $hort - Shake That Monkey (featuring Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boyz)
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Too $hort - Step Daddy
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Too $hort - Too Hort All The Time
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Too $hort - Too Hort Cusswords
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Too $hort - Top Down
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Too $hort - You Nasty
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Too $hort - 16 Hoes
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Too $hort - A Pimp's Theme Music
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Too $hort - Ain't No Bitches
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (feat. Ice Cube)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
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Too $hort - Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
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Too $hort - All For Love (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone
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Too $hort - All My Bitches Are Gone (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - All the Time
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Too $hort - Analyze the Game
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Too $hort - Anything is Possible
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Too $hort - Baby D
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Too $hort - Baby D (feat. Baby D)
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Too $hort - Back Back (feat. Bishop Of Crunk)
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Too $hort - Bad Ways (feat. Joe Riz, Murda One, Studd)
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Too $hort - Badwayz: Don't Trust Her
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Too $hort - Baller
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Too $hort - Baller (feat. David Banner)
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Too $hort - Be My Dirty Love
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Too $hort - Bitches Need Love Too (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Blow Job Betty
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Too $hort - Bonus Track
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Too $hort - Boss (feat. Silk-E)
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Too $hort - Broke Bitch
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2
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Too $hort - Burn Rubber Pt. 2 (feat. Mc Jah)
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Too $hort - Buy U Some 2 (feat. Erick Sermon, Lloyd)
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Too $hort - Buy You Some
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Too $hort - Buy You Some (feat. Erick Sermon, Kool-Ace, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Cali-O
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Too $hort - Cali-O (feat. Ant Banks, B-Legit, E-40)
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Too $hort - California Girls
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Too $hort - Call Her A Bitch
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Too $hort - Call It Gangster (feat. Dolla Will, Petey Pablo)
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Too $hort - Call Me
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Too $hort - Call Me (featuring Lil' Kim)
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Too $hort - Call Me Daddy
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch
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Too $hort - Can I Get A Bitch (feat. Ant Banks)
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Too $hort - Can I Hit It
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Too $hort - Can't Stay Away
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Too $hort - Can't Stop
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Too $hort - Candy Paint
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Too $hort - Chase the Cat
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Too $hort - Chase The Cat (feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - Checking My Hoes (feat. Birdman & Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Choosin
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Too $hort - City of Dope
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Too $hort - Cocktales
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Too $hort - Coke Dealers
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Too $hort - Coming Up $hort
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Too $hort - Cootie Cootie Coo (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Couldn't be a Better Player
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Too $hort - Couldn't Be A Better Player (feat. Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz)
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Too $hort - Cush Cologne (feat. Rico Tha Kidd & DJ Upgrade)
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Too $hort - Dead or Alive
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence
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Too $hort - Domestic Violence (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Don't Act Like That
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Too $hort - Don't Even Stop
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Too $hort - Don't Ever Give Up
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Too $hort - Don't Fight the Feeling
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Too $hort - Don't Fight The Intro
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Too $hort - Don't Fuck For Free
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Too $hort - Don't Hate The Player
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Too $hort - Don't Stop Rappin' (feat. Eightball, MJG)
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Too $hort - Dope Fiend Beat
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Too $hort - Double Header (feat. Wallpaper)
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Too $hort - Dump Truck (feat. Travis Porter / Young Chu / E-40)
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Too $hort - Everyday (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Everytime
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
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Too $hort - F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. (feat. Mistah F.A.B., Ms. Hollywood, Ginger)
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Too $hort - Fed Up (feat. Kool Ace)
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Too $hort - Female Funk
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Too $hort - Female Players
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Too $hort - Fire
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Too $hort - Freaky Tales
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Too $hort - From Here to New
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Too $hort - Funk Session
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Too $hort - Funk Session (feat. Shock G)
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Too $hort - G-2000 (feat. Badwayz)
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Too $hort - Game
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Too $hort - Game (feat. Old School Freddy B)
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Too $hort - Gangstas & Strippers
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In
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Too $hort - Get In Where You Fit In (feat. Bad-N-Fluenz)
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Too $hort - Get Off The Stage
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese
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Too $hort - Get That Cheese (feat. Greedy Mac and Roger Troutman, Jr.)
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Too $hort - Get Ya Money
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Too $hort - Gettin' Some Head (Shawnna feat. Too Short, Lil Wayne & Pharell)
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Too $hort - Girl
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Too $hort - Givin up the Funk
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Too $hort - Giving Up The Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed)
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Too $hort - Good Life
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Too $hort - Gotta Get Some Lovin'
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Too $hort - Hard On a Bitch
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Too $hort - Hard on the Boulevard
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
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Too $hort - Here We Go (J.D. Remix) (feat. Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri)
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Too $hort - Hey (feat. Silk-e)
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Too $hort - Hobo Hoeing
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Too $hort - Hog Ridin' (Feat. Richie Rich)
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Too $hort - Hoochie
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Too $hort - Hoochie (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - How Does it Feel
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Too $hort - How Does It Feel (feat. D'Wayne Wiggins)
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Too $hort - I Ain't Nothin But a Dog
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Too $hort - I Ain't Trippin
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Too $hort - I Don't Stop Rappin
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her
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Too $hort - I Know You Love Her (featuring Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - I Like It
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Too $hort - I Like It (Feat. Dolla Will)
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Too $hort - I Luv
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Too $hort - I Must Confess
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Too $hort - I Need a Freak
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Too $hort - I Wanna Do It
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Too $hort - I Wanna Pimp You Hoe
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Too $hort - I Want That
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Too $hort - I Want to Be Free (That's the Truth)
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl
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Too $hort - I Want Your Girl (feat. E-40, Dolla Will, Mistah F.A.B.)
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Too $hort - I'm a Pimp
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Too $hort - I'm Gone
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Too $hort - I'm Wit It (feat. The Game)
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Too $hort - In the Oaktown
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Too $hort - In the Studio
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Too $hort - International Player
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Too $hort - Intro: Shorty The Pimp
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Too $hort - Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over
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Too $hort - It Ain't Over (feat. Tanu)
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Too $hort - It Don't Stop
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Too $hort - It's A Cold Day (featuring George Clinton)
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Too $hort - It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U Nix)
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Too $hort - It's About That Money
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Too $hort - It's All Good
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Too $hort - It's All Good (feat. Ronese Levias)
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Too $hort - It's Alright
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Too $hort - It's Alright (featuring UGK)
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Too $hort - It's Time To Go
- 174
Too $hort - It's Your Life
- 175
Too $hort - Jewels N' Drugs (feat. Lady Gaga, T.I. & Twista)
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Too $hort - Just Anotha Day
- 177
Too $hort - Just Like Dope
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Too $hort - Just Like Dope (feat. E-40)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street)
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Too $hort - Keep Bouncin' (Street) (feat. Snoop Dogg / Will.I.Am / Fergie)
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Too $hort - Keep Fuckin' Me
- 182
Too $hort - Late Night Creep
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Too $hort - Late Night Creep (feat. Murder One)
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Too $hort - Leave it Alone
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Too $hort - Life is Too $hort
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Too $hort - Lil' Shorty
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Too $hort - Little Girls
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Too $hort - LOLLYPOPS
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Too $hort - Longevity
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Too $hort - Longevity (feat. KB / Scarface)
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Too $hort - Looking For A Dollar
- 192
Too $hort - Mack Attack
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain
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Too $hort - Maggot Brain (feat. Silk E)
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Too $hort - Money In The Ghetto
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Too $hort - Money Maker
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Too $hort - More Freaky Tales
- 198
Too $hort - My Dick, My Sack
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Too $hort - Nasty Rhymes
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Too $hort - Nation Riders (feat. Slink Capone)
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Too $hort - Nation Riders Anthem
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down
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Too $hort - Never Talk Down (feat. MC Breed, Rappin' 4-Tay)
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Too $hort - No Love From Oakland
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Too $hort - Nobody Does It Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better
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Too $hort - Nothing Feels Better (feat. Jazze Pha)
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Too $hort - Oakland Style
- 209
Too $hort - Oakland, California
- 210
Too $hort - Old School
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Too $hort - Only the Strong Survive
- 212
Too $hort - Partytime
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Too $hort - Paula & Janet
- 214
Too $hort - Paystyle
- 215
Too $hort - Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
- 216
Too $hort - Pimp Shit (feat. Kokane)
- 217
Too $hort - PimpandHo.Com
- 218
Too $hort - Pimpin' Forever
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Too $hort - Pimpin' Inc. (feat. Shanelle)
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Too $hort - Pimpology
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Too $hort - Playa
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Too $hort - Playa Fo Life (feat. Dom Kennedy / Beeda Weeda)
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Too $hort - Playboy $hort
- 224
Too $hort - Player Card (feat. Shanell)
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Too $hort - Player For Life
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Too $hort - Players
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Too $hort - Porno Bitch
- 228
Too $hort - Pull Them Panties Down
- 229
Too $hort - Punk Bitch
- 230
Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1
- 231
Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 (feat. Lil' Jon / the Eastside Boyz / Twista / V. White)
- 232
Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2
- 233
Too $hort - Quit Hatin' Pt. 2 (feat. Lil' Jon / Lyfe / Pimp C)
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Too $hort - Rap Like Me
- 235
Too $hort - Recognize Game
- 236
Too $hort - Recognize Game (feat. Chyna)
- 237
Too $hort - Respect The Pimpin' (feat. Snoop Dogg / Silk-E / Elijah Baker)
- 238
Too $hort - Rhymes
- 239
Too $hort - Sadity
- 240
Too $hort - Sadity (feat. Daz / Kurupt)
- 241
Too $hort - Sample The Funk
- 242
Too $hort - Set Up
- 243
Too $hort - Shake It Baby
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Too $hort - She Know
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Too $hort - She Loves Her
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Too $hort - Shittin' On 'Em
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Too $hort - Short But Funky
- 248
Too $hort - Short Dog's in the House
- 249
Too $hort - Short Rap
- 250
Too $hort - Short Short
- 251
Too $hort - Show Me What U Workin' Wit' (feat E-40)
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Too $hort - Slink Capone: Nation Riders
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Too $hort - Somethin to Ride To
- 254
Too $hort - Sophisticated
- 255
Too $hort - Still Strugglin'
- 256
Too $hort - Strip Down
- 257
Too $hort - Survivin' The Game
- 258
Too $hort - Take My Bitch
- 259
Too $hort - Talkin' Shit
- 260
Too $hort - Tell the Feds
- 261
Too $hort - Thangs Change
- 262
Too $hort - That's Why
- 263
Too $hort - The Bitch Sucks Dick
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Too $hort - The Dangerous Crew
- 265
Too $hort - These Are The Tales
- 266
Too $hort - This How We Eat
- 267
Too $hort - This My One
- 268
Too $hort - Too Hort Analyze The Game
- 269
Too $hort - Too Hort Call Me Daddy
- 270
Too $hort - Too Hort Here We Go
- 271
Too $hort - Triple X
- 272
Too $hort - Way Too Real
- 273
Too $hort - We Do This
- 274
Too $hort - What Happened to the Groupies
- 275
Too $hort - What She Gonna Do?
- 276
Too $hort - What The Fuck You Gonna Do
- 277
Too $hort - What's A Pimp?
- 278
Too $hort - Where They At?
- 279
Too $hort - Wild Wild West
- 280
Too $hort - Yo Neck, Yo Back
- 281
Too $hort - You Know What I Mean
- 282
Too $hort - You Might Get G'eed
Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' (feat. MC Breed)
Too $hort
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit
Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so
I'm from the "O" I for what I know
And like I told your ass before you can fuck my hoe
I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches
Top down in my Caddy just me and my bitches
With a Ziplock bag full of green weed
I roll it all up cuz I'm a fiend in need
Of some dank smoke all up in my chest
Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress
Cuz we getting funky on album 9
I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine
Studio's in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nuthin like pimpin
Nigga fuck Bill Clinton
Make me the mother fucking president
I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigga trade for a new Fleetwood
You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking
I come through and all your hoes I'm taking
You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin
I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin like pimpin
Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know
Never love a bitch or a hoe
You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants
And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp
Don't get mad now nigga want to shove the bitch
Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the bitch
Now your stomache's upset and your feelings are hurt
She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt
Bitch, slipped up and hit your ass for a lick
Talking that mother fucking baby shit
You'z a punk ass nigga can't you see
Thatz the difference between niggas like you and me
I got bitches, on my mind
It's been like that for a real long time
I know the way them hoes take your cash
They let you fuck and make you pay up fast
Trick nigga, why you wanna be like that
Let them try for lent bitches take your fat ass stack
Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you
Cuz they already know what they want from you
Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the bitch just fine
She'll be taking all of yours and can't fuck with mine
I'm the M to the A to the C and K
All you playa hating niggas shouldn't be that way
There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit
Mother fuck you damn shit head bitch
Lights, camera, action, cut
Hollywood look out the bitch is coming up
She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way
On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A.
She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top
A few auditions land a job
I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink
I'm a player ass nigga tell me what do ya think
I walked up to the bitch in my clean ass suit
And I told her, I've been watching you
I peeped you out from the bar
You must be a model or a movie star
She said "No, but that's my dream.
To see my face on the movie screen"
I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth
She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out
I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying.
All you need is me; you don't need no agent"
I'm a pimp ass nigga and the game don't stop
"All you gotta do is fuck a few big shots,
Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back"
She was sucking up the game, down to do all that
She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"
But the nigga in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp
And all them white guys you had sex with
They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks
She came to me and said it just won't last
I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass
Cuz all she wanted was the fame
But you can't get shit when you don't have game
Guerilla pimpin just let it roll
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Guerilla pimps just don't quit
I say mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
There ain't nuthin like pimp now you know
I want a bitch thats a top notch hoe
Just a Beyotch
Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
Say mother fuck you damn shithead beyatch!!
Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Nuthin but a pimp
Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp
Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
Cuss words. Mother fuck you damn shithead beyotch!
Nuthin like pimpin now you know
Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know
Beyotch!!
There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know
Ain't nuthin like pimping damn shithead bitch
Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know
There ain't nothing like pimping god damn asshole
Ah
That's it nigga, there is no more. Life is...
Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing like a bitch.
Ain't nothing like a mother fucking, BITCH!
You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother fucking nasty ass mother fuck it
(Takes a deep breath)
BITCH, I hate your mother fucking ass. You mother fucking Beeeeeeyoooootch!!!
Beyotch!! And your momma too. Fuck all yall. Hahahaha.