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Tub Ring - No One Wants To Play
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Tub Ring - Hey Ya / 2minus3
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Tub Ring - Panic The Digital
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Tub Ring - All The Rules Have Changed
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Tub Ring - Bernard's Three Awakenings
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Tub Ring - Bite The Wax Tadpole
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Tub Ring - Dog doesn't bite
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Tub Ring - Downloading Satan
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Tub Ring - Fall Back
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Tub Ring - Farm Boy
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Tub Ring - Farnsworth Road
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Tub Ring - Friends And Enemies
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Tub Ring - Get Help (NOW!)
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Tub Ring - Gizzards
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Tub Ring - Glass Companion
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Tub Ring - Habitat
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Tub Ring - Hands
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Tub Ring - In the Future
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Tub Ring - Invalid
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Tub Ring - Invisible Pet
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Tub Ring - Killers in Love
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Tub Ring - Life in Transition
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Tub Ring - Living With Rene's Head (2001 Version)
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Tub Ring - Moto Life
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Tub Ring - Negative One
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Tub Ring - One Piece at a Time
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Tub Ring - Raindrops
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Tub Ring - Self Discovery At 7-11
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Tub Ring - Sharpening the Sticks
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Tub Ring - The Subsequent Rating Given To The Life And Times Of Jack Valentine
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Tub Ring - Tiny Little
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Tub Ring - Two Noses
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Tub Ring - Uncle Puttleman
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Tub Ring - When the Crash Happened
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Tub Ring - Wrong Kind of Message
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Tub Ring - Yummie Yummie Yummie
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Tub Ring - 2Minus3
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Tub Ring - Alexander In Charge
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Tub Ring - And Then There's Joe
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Tub Ring - Black Message
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Tub Ring - Break Dancing My Way Back Into Your Heart
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Tub Ring - Bustin' a Nutt (2001 Redux)
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Tub Ring - Charismatic Smile
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Tub Ring - Close to You
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Tub Ring - Dead Things On The Side Of The Road Make Me Laugh
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Tub Ring - Death of the Robot
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Tub Ring - Faster
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Tub Ring - Float
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Tub Ring - Flying Pimp
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Tub Ring - God Hates Astronauts
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Tub Ring - Good Food: Happy Family
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Tub Ring - Hors D'ouvers
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Tub Ring - I Am the Robot
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Tub Ring - Living With Rene's Head
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Tub Ring - Love Krook
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Tub Ring - Mouth to Mouth
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Tub Ring - Not Just Me
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Tub Ring - Numbers
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Tub Ring - One With My Surroundings
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Tub Ring - Psychology Is B.S. (Not Science)
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Tub Ring - Rob and Kevin - Ugly In The Morning
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Tub Ring - Scuba Gear
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Tub Ring - She's The Pro
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Tub Ring - Teen Beat Medley
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Tub Ring - Teen Beat Medley (Part Two)
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Tub Ring - The Emperor's Son
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Tub Ring - The Night Watch
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Tub Ring - The Promise Keeper
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Tub Ring - The Way to Mars
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Tub Ring - We are the Righteous
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Tub Ring - Where's The Robot?
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Tub Ring - At The Seams
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Tub Ring - Fruit of Knowledge
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Tub Ring - Future Was Free
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Tub Ring - I Could Never Fall in Love With You
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Tub Ring - No More Refills
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Tub Ring - The Truth
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Tub Ring - The Viking Song
Two Noses
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I've got a happy life
Two happy kids
And a happy wife
Flowers are blooming
It's a beautiful day
I've got an upper class job
With upper class pay
But I've got a little problem
You see, with me
A major physical deformity
It takes me twice as long
To stop and smell the roses
'Cause I've had to live my life
Having two noses kids understand
They think it's neat
At birthday parties
I'm an added treat
Wife loves me for my mind
Doesn't care about my looks
She's so damn kind
It's really no fun
When the nostrils
Of both noses run
Yeah, that really sucks
And when I think back
To my days of grammar school
I was the one who got picked on
When the kids were being cruel
A major problem in high school
Was if you had acne tell you
Pinocchio had nothing on me
Summer, I used a surplus of zinc oxide
Spring, allergy season caused me to hide
Winter would come along and noses would freeze
Autumn was not so bad
The smell of burning leaves
Paid real well
So my job's okay
I'm the head tester
Of nasal spray
Boss thinks I'm weird
But I don't care
I just do my job
And I'm outta there
I'll fill you in on
What's my personal hell
When someone farts
I get twice the smell
Another duty that can prove
To be a scare is when
I have to trim my nostril hair
Just so you know
It's in my head
I'll get a nose job
Before I'm dead
Years of planning have gone into this
I'll get the left nose trimmed
'Cause it's too big, yeah
I've got to get that taken care of
You know you put your left nose in
You put your left nose out
And you put your left nose in
And then you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
I've got two noses
I've got two noses
Why'd this have to happen to me
