You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana with a Greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you, with a Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a Seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch. Outta the two I'd choose the seasick crocodile
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with Moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce
