Why am I always hit on
By the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming
From the left and from the right
I don't wanna be a priss
I'm just trying to be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the—
Ask me for my number
Yeah, you put me on the spot
You think that we should hook up
But I think that we should not
You had me at hello!
Then you opened up your mouth
And that's when it started going south, oh!
Get your hands off my hips
Or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my-, hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
I guess you still don't get it
So let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is
And I told you it was stop!
And if I had a dime
For every name that you just dropped
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht, oh!
Get your hands off my hips
Or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my—, hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint
What about no don't you get?
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leaving
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and you'll be gone
(One) get your hands off my—
(Two) or I'll punch you in the—
(Three) stop your staring at my—, hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint
