you buy her everything
a bracelet diamond ring
a tennis date with brad and kelly
but she fudged on the card, down cowboy boulevard
the rodeo's in town and selling
your money's in the trade
a fortune to be made
a dream that you will soon wake up from
houston feels so low
her calves against the bar
houskeeper took the car
and pool house rules can't keep your cloths on
the ranch house rattlesnakes will pray you soul to take
black cadillac with white-walled wheels on
the saddle sores are real, more cactus fruit to peel
as san antone feels yellow rosy
houston feels so low
the bulk of his estate
is sifted through probate
iced relatives talk over bourbon
the benefactor falls
a hidden mistress calls
as grandmother adjusts her turban
last will and testament
to leave in the event
i hit the lights on grand old opry
