Can I get a friend, will I ever make amends
 
 In spite of all the rules I bend
 
 And the fact I never lend you my money or my heart
 
 Cause I'm too state-of-the-art
 
 All my answers fall apart don't you know
 
  
  So I stand around and look my best
 
 But no one cares to see
 
 And I know that no one cares unless
 
 There's nothing else to see
  
 
 I can see in your eyes that your happiness lies
 
 In your no compromise way of seeing things
 
 Cause today I've found
 
 That we will always see things differently
  
 
 We never agree but it'd be much more easy
 
 If we both would try to meet in the median
 
 It's all just the same, it's all one vicious game
 
 That I'm caught up inside and I don't know why
  
 
 So I stand around and look my best
 
 But no one cares to see
 
 And I know that no one cares unless
 
 They're watching N.B.C.
  
 
 I can see in your eyes that your happiness lies
 
 In your no compromise way of seeing things
 
 And I'm sorry that I was the source of the problem
 
 Please accept my humble apologies
 
 Cause today I've found
 
 That we will always see things differently