Guy next door brought a rocket launcher
 
 From a mail order house called "urban combat"
 
 Says we can pry it from his cold dead fingers
 
 Clipping the coupons on dangerous madness
 
  
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 His son bobby don't use no rubbers
 
 Horney as hell and dumb as he's stupid
 
 Don't take no bath while wearing no raincoat
 
 Incubating some dangerous madness
  
 
 Twelve year old cindy got herself pregnant
 
 Did it because her boyfriend dissed her
 
 Ricki lake gonna fly her to manhattan
 
 Nielson rating on dangerous madness
  
 
 Guy next door he voted republican
 
 Said he was burned out on paying for welfare
 
 Kids got a future in sega genesis
 
 Welcome to the sitcom called dangerous madness
  
 
 Kid downstairs got 15 to 20
 
 Flunked the 9th grade turned to dealing
 
 D.a. wanted life copped a plea baragin
 
 Called strike three on dangerous madness