I found gold in Conneticut, Adventure in Spain
Now I'm roaming down the river
Just shouting my name
I'm so cool
Goddammit, I'm so cool
I let my family down when I left my town
I ain't got no phone just rolling around
I'm so cool
Goddammit, I'm so cool
In Argentine
Playing for the poor kids in the middle of Beijng
I'm so cool
God-fucking-dammit, I'm so cool
I ain't paying tax
I don't need no place
Yuk, I'm not gonna go where they want me to go
A shot of death before I hit the road
I'm not coming home, oh no
I'm not coming home
I ran with bulls in Alaska on my way to see
You be the man to his knees on the border to Cancún
I'm so cool
Goddammit, I'm so cool
Served a raid in California, Fought a Lion in Jamaica
Read a book on Ibiza, Wear a skirt in Tunisia
Fuck it
I'm so fucking cool
Took a bath amongst sharks in the Atlantic Sea
Caught a fish with my teeth in a river in Tennessee
I'm so motherfucking cool
I ain't paying tax
I don't need no place
Yuk, I'm not gonna go where they want me to go
A shot of death before I hit the road
I'm not coming home, oh no
I'm not coming home
