(Webb...spoken)
"3...2...1... Do you know where your accountants are?
Would you believe young mothers
have deserted their broods to dance at New Age Satanists Rallies?
Have you EVER known of theRock & Roll Justice League busting
a locking tremelo in your community, or are they MEERLY paying lipservice
to your local guitar authorities? These and other questions are
raised in the following excerpt from Webb Wilder's Motivational Tips
For Teens Manifestoand Rock & Roll Pamphlet. At this juncture, let us
deviate from the preferace to these illusery comments to clear our
minds of all Secular and non-astetic questions AND answers
which will all be covered in God's good time, and play the electric guitar."
All right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
come on little baby don't you think its time to dry your eyes
something's got you down and Lord knows I can sympathize
but why'd you even come if all your gonna do is mope around?
save it all for sunday cause tonight we're gonna rock this town
let you feet lose their mind
do the dog do the swim do the frankenstien
well all right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
all right don't sweat it - flat out get it!
I got a hunch you're gonna like it a bunch!
Come on everybody don't cha be a sittin' on your hands
pick a wall flower start a swingin' like old Tarzan
make a monkey of yourself be the best you've ever felt I know
I'm a monkey man myself I'm makin' peanuts after every show
thats all right I'm doin' fine
you gotta stop and smell the dandiloins
well all right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
all right don't sweat it - flat out get it!
I got a hunch you're gonna like it a bunch!
well rock and roll is gettin' old now they got it sellin' soap
but its my only vice I don't need liquor dice or dope ... no
what the heck I hit the deck and burnin' rubber off your soul
radio the woman don't forget the misty mist will knock you cold
just honkey tonk all night long
'cause tomorrow we'll be long gone
well all right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
all right hah hah hah hah
all right don't sweat it - flat out get it!
I got a hunch you're gonna like it a bunch!
