Pick my girlie up so I could take her to a show
Phantom of the Opera but she didn't want to go
All the rich people came in the same limo
And there is one thing that they will never know that
there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night
Drinking at the bar the shitty twenty dollar drinks
As the curtain rose, we were ushered to our seats
Getting her to sit through it turned out to be a feat
Underneath the stage a drummer's beatin' off his meat and
there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night
At the end of the show the Phantom had to lose his mask
Getting my girl out of her dress turned out to be my task
Now the gag is in her mouth and she is ready to go
And what happens next is something you will never know that
there's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music,
no music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night
