[Doctor Dillamond] Oh, Miss Elphaba - the things one hears these days Dreadful things I've heard of an oxa professor from quox No longer permitted to teach Who has lost all powers of speech And an owl in munchkin rock A vicar with a thriving flock Forbidden to preach Now he can only screech! Only rumors - but still Enough to give pause To anyone with paws Something bad is happening in oz
[Elphaba] Something bad? Happening in oz?
[Dillamond] Under the surface Behind the scenes Something baaad Sorry: Bad
[Elphaba] Doctor Dillamond - if something bad is happening To the animals, someone's got to tell the wizard That's why we have a wizard So nothing bad
