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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - I / Me / Myself
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Suburbia Overture/ Greetings from Mary Bell Township!/ (Vampire) Culture/ Love Me, Normall (medley)y
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Dr. Sunshine Is Dead
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Love, Me Normally
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - The Song with Five Names a.k.a. Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government (A.K.A. You Can Never Know)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Memento Mori: The Most Important Thing In The World
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Skeleton Appreciation Day In Vestal, NY (Bones)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Against The Kitchen Floor
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - 2econd-2ight-2eer (That Was Fun, Goodbye)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - The Main Character
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Yes, To Err Is Human, So Don't Be One
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - ...well, better than the alternative.
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Euthanasia
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Front Street
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Suburbia Overture / Greetings From Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - That's Enough, Lets Get You Home
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Your Body, My Temple
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Tomcat Disposables
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture (medley)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Marsha, Thank You For The Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - 2012
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia / Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Vampire Reference In a Minor Key
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - 6up 5oh Cop Out (Pro / Con)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - The First Step
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Cicada Days
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Falling Up
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Half-Decade Hangover
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Outliars And Hyppocrates: a Fun Fact About Apples
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Becoming the Lastnames
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - I / Me / Myself (Demo 2018)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Ish
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Jimmy Mushrooms' Last Drink: Bedtime In Wayne, N.J.
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Sex, Drugs, Rock'n Roll
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - White Knuckle Jerk (Where do You Get Off?)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Willard!
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Lysergide Daydream
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Self
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Um, It's Kind Of a Lot
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Misanthrapologist
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosiapareidolia (As Direct Result Of Trauma To The Fusiform Gyrus)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Red Moon
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - When Somebody Needs You
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - You Liked This (Okay, Computer!)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - ¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - (Cover This Song) A Little Bit Mine
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Everything Is a Lot
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Good Old-fashioned American Depression
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Kill Me If You Can
Against The Kitchen Floor
Will Wood And The Tapeworms
And I don't owe you my body
But you should know that I'm sorry
For being careless with you
Lord knows I owe you more
Than I'm pretty sure I ever could give anybody
But I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects
Bottom shelf erotic products like me
So, I could hold your hand but keep you at arm's length
Or hang me from a branch too high to climb and shake
Less rare than scarce, less diamond than rough
Unlikely to be more than just the coal you fail to crush, and
I swear, I'm really trying
Get it together, Will, know and do better
It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for me
I swear, I'm really trying
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best
I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet
I still don't know who you are
I only know that I'm still lonely
That morbid sort where even company can't cure me
And the more you reassure, the less I trust
But still you gave me your heart
I only gave you my body
Honestly thought nobody'd want it, let alone notice it's gone
And so I left it home, but now, now, now, now
I keep a locket with a picture on the back of my head
Oh, monkey-wrench my side view mirrors, ghost my friends
I've lived more lives than enough, I haven't died quite as much
But I'm not a real person, just the shit you can't make up, and
I swear, I'm really trying
I'm just as exposed if I take off my clothes
When we make the closest thing to love that I'm capable of
And I don't know why you would care
But I'm really trying
Oh, I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best
I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet
Did I really have any of that gravity?
Maybe you're quicksand
Because I really couldn't tell
How deep my footprints went
The vertex of my redemption arc
The searching on that virgin heart
I'm catatonic in your arms
Crying, how did I cause so much harm?
I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor
Apologizing for my life and ever entering yours
Don't say I'm sorry, but this can't go on
I know you've got scars of your own
But hide my knives before you go
I'll either live or die alone
I swear I will die trying
I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress
I promise, I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible
I swear, I'm so fucking sorry
I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all
But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all
And write a fucking song about it, cause everything has to be about Will's fucking drama
Goddamn it!
Sorry
Fuck, I'm sorry