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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - I / Me / Myself
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - White Noise
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Dr. Sunshine Is Dead
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Love, Me Normally
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - The Song with Five Names a.k.a. Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government (A.K.A. You Can Never Know)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - The Main Character
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - 2econd-2ight-2eer (That Was Fun, Goodbye)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Against The Kitchen Floor
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Suburbia Overture/ Greetings from Mary Bell Township!/ (Vampire) Culture/ Love Me, Normall (medley)y
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Euthanasia
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - 6up 5oh Cop Out (Pro / Con)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Becoming the Lastnames
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Cicada Days
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Outliars And Hyppocrates: a Fun Fact About Apples
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Falling Up
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Tomcat Disposables
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Willard!
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Your Body, My Temple
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Skeleton Appreciation Day In Vestal, NY (Bones)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - 2012
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture (medley)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Front Street
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Marsha, Thank You For The Dialectics, But I Need You To Leave
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia / Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - The First Step
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - (Cover This Song) A Little Bit Mine
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Memento Mori: The Most Important Thing In The World
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - I / Me / Myself (Demo 2018)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Lysergide Daydream
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Red Moon
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Suburbia Overture / Greetings From Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - That's Enough, Lets Get You Home
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq, G.F.D.
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Um, It's Kind Of a Lot
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Everything Is a Lot
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Jimmy Mushrooms' Last Drink: Bedtime In Wayne, N.J.
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Vampire Reference In a Minor Key
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - White Knuckle Jerk (Where do You Get Off?)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Misanthrapologist
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosiapareidolia (As Direct Result Of Trauma To The Fusiform Gyrus)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - ¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Half-Decade Hangover
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Sex, Drugs, Rock'n Roll
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - When Somebody Needs You
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Destroy to Enjoy
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Ish
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Self
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Yes, To Err Is Human, So Don't Be One
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - You Liked This (Okay, Computer!)
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - ... And If I Did, You Deserved It
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - ...well, better than the alternative.
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Good Old-fashioned American Depression
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Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Kill Me If You Can
Becoming the Lastnames
Will Wood And The Tapeworms
I've learned to pick my battles by losing most I've fought
The more mores subverted, the more I sense I'm missing
And I'll always do it my way, even if that's just the same way I was taught
I'll bring home the bread, and you'll stay home and bake it
Weeding out the garden where the milestones gather moss
Crack a smile at my vows and whisper: Wow, can you believe we really made it?
As I give up on dodging rice and fold my cape, I say: Obviously not
But I want to be just like my parents before I was born
Oh, can we be just like my parents?
I know you don't want kids, but think about a daughter
We could name her Gwendolyn, like mom would have called me
I'm not sure yet myself, but I learned from a good father
Yeah, I mean, sure, they messed me up, but I think that's just the gig
And maybe it's just some hormones that kick in in your late twenties
But I have laid a lot of women, and now I'd like to just lay down
And marriage always scared me, but I'd like to have a last love
And love can last a pretty good long while, yeah, I've seen it around
Oh, can we be just like my parents when I was young?
Why can't we be just like my parents?
So tongue out of my cheek now, I'm done pulling faces
Iconoclasm wanes, my cynicism tires
But what do I know 'bout forever when so far I've been so fleeting?
Babe, my frontal lobe's done growing, this might just be how I'm wired
But now we're kissing before brushing, smile with our whole faces
If you want a hyphen last name, I guess I don't mind the cadence
I've seen home videos, I was there back in the 80's
And if I'm just them and they back then could do it, why can't I?
Just like my parents in due time
Imagine me, just like my parents, yeah, right
'Cause I've made more mistakes than simple empty moments
Each one as out of character as you know I tend to be
There'll be scalpers at the cemetery gates, with all my would-be widows weeping
I'd have forgotten all their names, so why should you remember me?
But if we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone?
That is, assuming that I die first (which is fair) and assuming I don't leave
Close enough to forever, I guess, to prove what I hope
I mean, otherwise, how am I to believe?