Now wait a minute I just thought about a brilliant idea
We get some puppets and a monkey and we set it up right here
And don't you worry settle down enjoy the funnies now my dear
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And all the rest will come stright to us
Get a crowd to gather round us
By the time we have our fortune made
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You can take home any girl
You can shut out all the world
You can show me what you've got
Tell me things I've never heard
You can buy me another drink
You can tell me what you think
You can do just what you like
You just make me wanna cry
Tell you what I've got a plot, another salvo of ideas
We get a face, a box of pills and then we set it up right here
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Now wait a minute I've just had another brilliant idea
We get some matches set a pyre and then we let it up right here
