Baby girl, you left me
Oh no! We broke up
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance
Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em
My balls are so awesome
Don't get me started
They're so damn big
(How big are they?)
They're so big. It's really obnoxious
It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like: Man those are fat
They're so big; they're run over your feet
That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep
And how can I be subtle
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy?
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls
Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'
But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
And when the Sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of (my balls)
'Cause these things are where it's happenin'
And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus
And I
I got what you need
And you'd said you'll never call
But girl you ain't seen these balls
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls
You really need to see these balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls)
You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls) (Balls)
You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls)
You ain't seen my balls
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls)
You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls)
(Balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls)
No you ain't seen these balls
