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Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears (feat, Wax)
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Your Favorite Martian - Rich People $hit
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Your Favorite Martian - Stereotypes Song
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Your Favorite Martian - Whip Your Kids
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Your Favorite Martian - Friend Zone
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Your Favorite Martian - Text Me Back
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Your Favorite Martian - 8-bit World
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Your Favorite Martian - Alien
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Your Favorite Martian - Beeyotch Got a
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Your Favorite Martian - Boom Headshot
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Your Favorite Martian - Booty Store
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Your Favorite Martian - Bottles Of Beer
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Your Favorite Martian - Brain Rave
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Your Favorite Martian - Club Villain
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Your Favorite Martian - Clube Vilões
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Your Favorite Martian - Complicated
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Your Favorite Martian - Epileptic Techno
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Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got a Facebook
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Your Favorite Martian - iamverybadazz
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Your Favorite Martian - Júpiter
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Your Favorite Martian - My Balls
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Your Favorite Martian - My Balls (Rock Remix)
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Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-up
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Your Favorite Martian - Shitty G
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Your Favorite Martian - Stalkin' Your Mom
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Your Favorite Martian - Take Over The World
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Your Favorite Martian - The Unnoficial Smithers Love Song
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Your Favorite Martian - Tig Ol' Bitties
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Your Favorite Martian - Zombie Love Song
Puppet Break-up
Your Favorite Martian
It's been a while since you felt my felt,
But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt.
Always got me stressin'.
Always keeping me guessin'.
I'm like a Snuffleupagus a fuckin' depressive
And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo.
This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U. (whoooo)
This is exactly what I'd said I'd do.
My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude.
Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was fu(beep)cing a pig
And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickle
So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)
Cause I ain't puttin up with your shit man! Fuck it!
So get your hand out of my ass, bitch, cause I ain't your Puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet hey
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet ho
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet hey
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
I'm sorry. I believe you mistook me
For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies
I'm moving on. (ha-ha)
It ain't a question to me.
I'll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street.
I'll fuck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the Fro'
Upload the video, so you can watch it and know
That you're not a unique snowflake
You're just another chick
And you ain't jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick
I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes.
Will I get over it?
Probably, but
First. I think I'll fuck your fat friend Jabba the slut!
And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last.
Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash
Now I don't give a fuck if you move to Nuntucket!
But get your hand out my ass!
I ain't your puppet.
Girl I'm Not your puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Break it down LampChop Style!
This is a relationship that needs to end.
Oh yeah! You and I will never be friends.
One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.
This is a relationship that needs to end
Oh, yeah, you and I will never be friends.
One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.
Girl I'm Not your puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
One, yes, one
Two timing bitch!
Ah, ah, ah!