I was sitting at the bar when a girl with a guitar asked if anyone here
Is falling apart with a broken heart so I wooed and raised my beer
She said: Baby, there's a place, where you'll forget her face
'Cause the ladies are bad to the bone
You gotta head where it's hot and the penny skirts drop
Oh, this is where you gotta go
A good girl gone, left me for dead
So I hitched my way down the I-10
And I met
A homewrecking honey from New Orleans
10-inch slinger from Tennessee
Real kitty kisser and a Jesus freak like: Oh, my God
She's going bama buckwild, and she's giving head
Of the sorority where her mama went
Her sweet Georgia peach got me crying out: Lord take me now
Went to the devil with a soul to sell
Ooh damn, I fell
For hell's belles
I was hitting Mississippi sippin' body shots off Britney and that's I met MaryJo
She rolled me like a river, she's a giver, bare tits out on a pontoon boat
I said: Baby you're fun but I can't choose one, I need a little time to heal
She threw back her head and said it's a free-for-all down here
I waved goodbye onto the next
I hitched my way down the I-10
And I met
A homewrecking honey from New Orleans
10-inch slinger from Tennessee
Real kitty kisser and a Jesus freak like: Oh, my God
She's going bama buckwild, and she's giving head
Of the sorority where her mama went
Her sweet Georgia peaches got me crying out: Lord take me now
A Carolina queen in a pink John Deere
Gulf shores golddigger in cashmere
Her southern pride and bright blue eyes, like oh my God
On a highway to heaven when she's going down
Says: Yes ma'am with that dirty mouth
Her Kentucky cookie got me crying out: Lord take me now
Went to the devil with a soul to sell
Ooh damn, I fell
For hell's belles
