- 1
Goldie Lookin Chain - Dog Porn
- 2
Goldie Lookin Chain - 21 Ounces
- 3
Goldie Lookin Chain - Ambassador
- 4
Goldie Lookin Chain - Bad Boy Limp
- 5
Goldie Lookin Chain - Bedsit
- 6
Goldie Lookin Chain - Billy Webb's Lament
- 7
Goldie Lookin Chain - Chain Gang
- 8
Goldie Lookin Chain - Charm School
- 9
Goldie Lookin Chain - Cheap Teeth
- 10
Goldie Lookin Chain - Dai Texas
- 11
Goldie Lookin Chain - Delivery Driver
- 12
Goldie Lookin Chain - Draw Club
- 13
Goldie Lookin Chain - Duffryn Vigilante Squad
- 14
Goldie Lookin Chain - Eggsies In Da House
- 15
Goldie Lookin Chain - GLC Parental Warning (With Ice T)
- 16
Goldie Lookin Chain - GLC Will Bang In Your Face
- 17
Goldie Lookin Chain - Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do
- 18
Goldie Lookin Chain - Half Man Half Machine
- 19
Goldie Lookin Chain - Holiday
- 20
Goldie Lookin Chain - Homeboys
- 21
Goldie Lookin Chain - Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT)
- 22
Goldie Lookin Chain - Intro
- 23
Goldie Lookin Chain - Just Chillin'
- 24
Goldie Lookin Chain - Leisurewear
- 25
Goldie Lookin Chain - LSD
- 26
Goldie Lookin Chain - Maggot at Midnight
- 27
Goldie Lookin Chain - Maggot's Stand Up
- 28
Goldie Lookin Chain - Mike Balls Un-official World Cup Anthem
- 29
Goldie Lookin Chain - Monkey Love
- 30
Goldie Lookin Chain - My DJ
- 31
Goldie Lookin Chain - Nan Jam (Feat Adam's Nan)
- 32
Goldie Lookin Chain - New & Improved
- 33
Goldie Lookin Chain - No Joke
- 34
Goldie Lookin Chain - Number One
- 35
Goldie Lookin Chain - On The Radio
- 36
Goldie Lookin Chain - Paranoia
- 37
Goldie Lookin Chain - Professor Doppleganger
- 38
Goldie Lookin Chain - R'n'B
- 39
Goldie Lookin Chain - R'n'B To The GLC
- 40
Goldie Lookin Chain - Roller Disco
- 41
Goldie Lookin Chain - Safe Beats
- 42
Goldie Lookin Chain - Self Suicide
- 43
Goldie Lookin Chain - Sexy Ladies
- 44
Goldie Lookin Chain - Shit Yourself
- 45
Goldie Lookin Chain - Short Term Memory
- 46
Goldie Lookin Chain - Shotgun
- 47
Goldie Lookin Chain - Sister
- 48
Goldie Lookin Chain - Soap Bar
- 49
Goldie Lookin Chain - Superhero
- 50
Goldie Lookin Chain - Taxi (Enter The Dragon)
- 51
Goldie Lookin Chain - The Alchemist
- 52
Goldie Lookin Chain - The Maggot
- 53
Goldie Lookin Chain - The Manifesto
- 54
Goldie Lookin Chain - The Names
- 55
Goldie Lookin Chain - The Return
- 56
Goldie Lookin Chain - Thru Space And Time
- 57
Goldie Lookin Chain - To All The People
- 58
Goldie Lookin Chain - Too Sick
- 59
Goldie Lookin Chain - We Are Back
- 60
Goldie Lookin Chain - Worms
- 61
Goldie Lookin Chain - Wrecked Up
- 62
Goldie Lookin Chain - You Knows I Loves You Baby
- 63
Goldie Lookin Chain - You Knows It
- 64
Goldie Lookin Chain - Your Missus Is A Nutter
- 65
Goldie Lookin Chain - Your Mother's Got A Penis
Bedsit
Goldie Lookin Chain
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
Maggot
Oh Dipper!
Dipper Nan
What?
Maggot
Give us two's up.
Dipper Nan
Oh son, haven't even skinned up,
You wanna have a word,
You are murdered,
Nine ounce habit,
You buy 1/2 quarters,
In his bedsit,
....... you see.
Maggot
Hello Dipper,
Do you wanna cuppa tea?
Dipper Nan
Safe, Mag, 2 sugars for me.
Maggot
No problems son thats £2.50.
Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
Ballsy
Go to Maggot's bedsit-I use a special knock,
He takes ages to answer he's too busy polishing his cock,
Halves on a quarter-Maggot-What do you think?
Maggot
I'll chip in a bit son but you'll have to buy some drink,
Ballsy
8 cans of lager and a bottle of wine,
He drinks all of his and then most of mine.
Dipper Nan
In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw-charge me £2.50,
What do you mean-you're gonna charge me?
For an horrible cup and some no-frills tea.
Maggot
Oh Dipper,
This bedsit you see,
Cost me a fortune doesn't come for free,
Dipper Nan
Top end draw, when Maggot skins up.
Maggot
Maggot,
Can I have a puff,
Can I have a line, just an inch of mine,
Dipper Nan
Inch bloody whiten,
Your name's Dyson.
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money,
Now he's in the glc think he's really funny.
Billy Webb
Maggoty boy, a right tight fucker,
Sold me a paracetamol and said it was a pukka,
Maggot
(Its a pukka!)
Billy Webb
He owes you a tenner,
But he gives you a fiver,
.....bare faced cheek just like Lady Godiva,
Limited seating,
He wants money for the heating,
Nothing comes for free,
This is Maggot's housekeeping.
Maggot
All for me, none for you.
Billy Webb
I wanted a half but he gave me a Q.
Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
Adam
One man flat,
Retractable bed,
He's 7ft 4,
And let it be said,
Its tight in that flat,
But like the next of kin,
He'd even let you fuck a bird in his wheely bin!
Bedsit!
Charging power by the hour,
Trippin' in the kitchen,
Smokin' bongs in the shower,
Beware the Maggot-take heed I'm telling,
Cookin' up schemes on his baby bellin.
Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money
Now hes in the GLC thinks hes really funny!
Maggot
In the bedsit,
I hide my secret,
tossing in a sailors costume,
thats where I keep it,
With all my treasures, the things I collect,
I steal your fucking pants if you shit...
Please come and visit, but dont come again,
I dont like women and I fuckin' hate men,
Dipper Nan
Mushrooms on toast, his favourite treat,
Didnt wash his clothes, warts on his feet,
Had to move away, dont have to see him,
Hes a little shit, never stop the thieving.
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money
Now hes in the GLC thinks hes really funny!
In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw, charge me £2.50.
In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw, charge me £2.50.
In his bedsit Maggot would get high,
Use a Giro for his supply.
In his bedsit Maggot would get high,
Use a Giro for his supply.
Billy Webb
Threw Big Ben outta the window innit
Dipper Nan
Wicked! Knows It!
..hates Maggot
My... back me up out there
Maggot is a shit.
I want you all to know:
Mike Balls backs me up,
Eggsy backs me up,
2Hats backs me up,
Hussain backs me up,
Everybody backs me up,
Billy backs me up,
Xain backs me up,
The world will back me up.
Maggot ripped me off for years, years, and he still will rip me off.
He'll rip you off, hell rip all of you off.
Fuck him off, wheel up, wheel off.
£70 a week I give him, in the snakepit.