Adam Hussein
September 1st 1983,
A Newport wreck-head lost his f*ckin' short term memory,
He couldn't remember sh!t,
Who the f*ck he was or what to do with a clit,
???????? and left it somewhere,
Smoking loads of bud cause he just don't care,
Are you my Dad? My Mum or my Brother?
Cause it's in one ear and out the f*ckin' other,
I'm feeling blasé, not too concise,
Doctors said my brain was like a Muller rice,
Some mind control means telekinesis,
F*ckin' selling draw leaves your mind in pieces,
To be a dope badboy you must qualify,
Had something to do but instead I got high,
Friends going 'what?', I think I forgot,
My short term memory's f*ckin gone to pot!
Chorus
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
Eggsy
Lookin at Adam's face no expression or emotion,
Even if a naked girl was showing him devotion,
You can tell he's not feeling too fly,
Cause the only thing he won't forget is how to get high,
It's not fair, take a second, understand,
Smoking the weed is integral to the Band -
- of Brothers, but you knew that before,
Ask them two plus two and they just saw 'draw'.
Adam Hussein
Boom! Boom! Boom! Shake the room!
Don't know what are the words, f*ckin' up the f*ckin' tunes,
What? Where? Who? Why? What's going on?
Forgot what I'm saying, f*ck me that sh!ts strong,
Doctors say it affects your mind and your follicles,
That might be true but I think it's truly bollock all
I'm not sure, but I maintain.
I'm Adam Hussein and I need a lie down clarts
Chorus
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
P. Xain
In your head, zombie, zombie,
I got this problem with my memory,
It's no joke, I'm not playing,
I can't remember what we were saying,
Psychotropic drugs inside of my brain,
They made me forget the whatsernames,
I got this problem, it's called short term,
I got the memory of ejaculating sperm.
Adam Hussein
What was I saying? Nah... It's gone,
Short term memory, minds gone wrong,
Should I give up weed? Maybe I oughta?
F*ck that spa, tick me up another quarter,
Yeah it's true, my mind is like a sieve,
I smoke weed everyday, that's how I lives,
But I'm sure the weed isn't to blame,
Cause my Nan's 84 and she's just the same clart!
Chorus
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
Mystikal
Right! I wanna give a give a big up to… uhhh….
P. Xain
Dopeman Dopeman, do you remember?
You owe me fifty quid from last September,
When I'm out, I tend to forget,
Did I know you? Or have we just met?
I should have kept a log like Captain Kirk,
Because I forgot to pick up the Missus from work,
I got this book on mental power,
And I take special pills and wank twice an hour…
Billy Webb
Short term memory all gone up in smoke,
I dunno what you said but I think someone spoke?
Constant amazement at everyday reality,
Like Professors, with particle duality,
My heart stopped beating and the power cut,
Went to school on Saturday when I knew it was shut,
Speed, blow pills and ecstasy,
Effecting my short term memory.
Chorus
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
My short term memory, it won't come back to me
(I cant remember, I can't remember, what it is I want to remember)
