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Icp - Santa's a fat bitch
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Icp - Cartoon Nightmares
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Icp - Red Neck Neck 99
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Icp - The Neden game
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Icp - $50 Bucks
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Icp - 10 Bodies
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Icp - 12
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Icp - 17 Dead
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Icp - 24
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Icp - 3 Rings
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Icp - 85 Bucks An Hour
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Icp - Ain't Yo Bidness
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Icp - Amy's In The Attic
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Icp - Angels Falling
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Icp - Another Love Song
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Icp - Assassins
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Icp - Basehead Attack
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Icp - Behind The Paint
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Icp - Beverly Kills 50187
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Icp - Birthday bitches
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Icp - Bitches
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Icp - Bizzar
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Icp - Blaaam!!!
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Icp - Blacken Your Eyes
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Icp - Boogie Woogie Woo
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Icp - Bowling Balls
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Icp - Bring It On
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Icp - Bugz On My Nutz
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Icp - Burning Up
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Icp - C.P.K.'s
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Icp - C.P.K.'s (Crooked Preacher Killas)
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Icp - Carnival of Carnage
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Icp - Cemetary Girl
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Icp - Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak)
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Icp - Chicken Huntin'
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Icp - Chop! Chop!
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Icp - Clown Love
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Icp - Clown Walk
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Icp - Confessions
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Icp - Conquer
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Icp - Cotton Candy
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Icp - Cotton Candy & Popsicles
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Icp - CPKs
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Icp - Crop Circles
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Icp - Crossing Thy Bridge
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Icp - Crystal Ball
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Icp - Dating Game
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Icp - Dead Body Man
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Icp - Dead Pumpkins
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Icp - Deadbeat Moms
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Icp - Dear ICP
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Icp - Demon Face
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Icp - Dirt Ball
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Icp - Dogbeats
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Icp - Down With The Clown
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Icp - Echo side
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Icp - Eminem's Mom
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Icp - Every halloween
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Icp - Everybody rize
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Icp - Everyday I die
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Icp - Fat sweaty Betty
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Icp - Fearless
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Icp - Feels So Right
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Icp - First day out
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Icp - Fly away
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Icp - For the maggots
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Icp - Forgotten Freshness Vol. 4
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Icp - Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3
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Icp - Fuck off!
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Icp - Fuck the world
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Icp - Get off me, dog!
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Icp - Get ya wicked on
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Icp - Ghetto freak show
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Icp - Ghetto Zone
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Icp - Graveyard
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Icp - Great Milenko
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Icp - Guts on the ceiling
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Icp - Halloween on Military Street
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Icp - Halls of illusion
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Icp - Headless boogie
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Icp - Hell's forecast
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Icp - Hellalujah
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Icp - Hey Vato
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Icp - Hokus Pokus
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Icp - House Of Horrors
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Icp - House of mirrors
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Icp - House of wonders
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Icp - How many times?
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Icp - I didn't mean to kill him
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Icp - I don't care
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Icp - I don't wanna die
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Icp - I Hate Santa Claws
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Icp - I stab people
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Icp - I stuck her with my wang
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Icp - I want my shit
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Icp - I'm coming home
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Icp - I'm not alone
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Icp - If
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Icp - If I Was A King
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Icp - If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em
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Icp - In my room
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Icp - In the haughhh!
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Icp - Insane killers
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Icp - Intelligence & Violence
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Icp - Intro (Bizzar)
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Icp - Is that you?
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Icp - It rains diamonds
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Icp - It's time
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Icp - Jake Jeckel
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Icp - Joke your mind
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Icp - Juggalo Chant
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Icp - Juggalo Family
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Icp - Juggalo homies
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Icp - Juggalo paradise
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Icp - Just Another Crazy Clique
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Icp - Just like that
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Icp - Kottonmouth Kings "Wickit Klown" w/ICP
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Icp - Let a Killa
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Icp - Let it Rain
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Icp - Let Me Go
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Icp - Let's go all the way
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Icp - Life At Risk
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Icp - Like It Like That
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Icp - Lil' somethin' somethin'
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Icp - Lockdown
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Icp - Love song
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Icp - Mad professor
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Icp - Madhouse
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Icp - Manic depressive
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Icp - Marijuanaville
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Icp - Meat Cleaver
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Icp - Mental warp
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Icp - Mom song
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Icp - Mr. Happy
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Icp - Mr. Johnson's head
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Icp - Mr. Johnson's head (remix)
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Icp - Mr. Rotten Treats
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Icp - Murda Cloak
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Icp - Murder go round
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Icp - Murder rap
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Icp - Murder, Murder, Murder
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Icp - My axe
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Icp - My funhouse
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Icp - My homie baby mama
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Icp - My kind of bitch
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Icp - Never had it made
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Icp - Night of the axe
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Icp - Ninja
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Icp - Nothin' But a Bitch
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Icp - Nothing's Left
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Icp - Off the Track
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Icp - Ol' evil eye
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Icp - Old School Pervert
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Icp - Oldie But Goodie
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Icp - Out
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Icp - Out There
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Icp - Pain
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Icp - Panties
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Icp - Pass me by
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Icp - Phat or Wack?
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Icp - Piggie pie
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Icp - Piggy pie (Old school)
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Icp - Play with me
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Icp - Please don't hate me
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Icp - Posse on vernor
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Icp - Prom queen
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Icp - Psychopathic
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Icp - Pumpkin Carver
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Icp - Questions
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Icp - R-U-A Ryda?
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Icp - Radio stars
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Icp - Rainbows & Stuff - Icp
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Icp - Real underground baby
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Icp - Rebel flag
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Icp - Red Christmas
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Icp - Red neck hoe
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Icp - Rich and Famous (Mancow Made Us)
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Icp - Riddle box
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Icp - Ringmaster's Word
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Icp - Rollin' Over
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Icp - Rosemary
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Icp - Run!
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Icp - Sedatives
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Icp - She Aint Afraid
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Icp - Silence Of The Hams
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Icp - Simple and Blunt
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Icp - Skitsofrantic
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Icp - Sleep Walker
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Icp - Slim Anus
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Icp - Smog
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Icp - Some F*ckin How
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Icp - Somebody Dissin U
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Icp - Soopa Villians
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Icp - Southwest song
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Icp - Southwest strangla
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Icp - Southwest voodoo
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Icp - Staaaaaaaaale!!!
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Icp - Stalker
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Icp - Still stabbin'
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Icp - Stomp!
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Icp - Suicide Hotline
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Icp - Super balls
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Icp - Super star
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Icp - Swallow This Nut
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Icp - Take it!
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Icp - Take Me Away
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Icp - Take me home
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Icp - Taste
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Icp - Terrible
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Icp - The amazing maze
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Icp - The Calm
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Icp - The dead one
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Icp - The joker's wild
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Icp - The juggla
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Icp - The killing fields
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Icp - The loons
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Icp - The Night Of The 44
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Icp - The pendulum's promise
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Icp - The Raven's Mirror
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Icp - The Shaggy show
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Icp - The show must go on
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Icp - The staleness
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Icp - The Witch
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Icp - The wraith
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Icp - The Wraith: Hells Pit
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Icp - Thy Intro
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Icp - Thy unveiling
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Icp - Tilt-a-whirl
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Icp - Toxic Love
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Icp - Toy box
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Icp - True Stories
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Icp - Truly alone
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Icp - Tunnel Of Love
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Icp - Under the moon
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Icp - Wagon wagon
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Icp - Walk into the darkness
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Icp - Walk into the light
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Icp - Warrior
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Icp - Wax museum
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Icp - We belong
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Icp - We gives no fucks
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Icp - We'll Be Alright
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Icp - Welcome to the show
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Icp - What is a Juggalo
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Icp - What's the hell's a ninja?
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Icp - When I get out
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Icp - When Vampiro Gets High
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Icp - Who asked you
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Icp - Who wanna flex?
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Icp - Who?
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Icp - Whut
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Icp - Willy Bubba
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Icp - Wizard of the hood
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Icp - Y
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Icp - You Belong
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Icp - Yours Begins Tonight
Mr. Johnson's head (remix)
Icp
Mr. Johson is out today with a virus,
so I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon.
Before we get started, let me say this:
I'm not as friendly as I look and I'm not as funny
as I look either (laughter). Well let's get started.
We're gonna start where Mr. Johnson left off,
so if you'll turn your textbooks to page 86 and I'll begin...."
[1st Verse]
Sittin in my class with my head on my desk
Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less
I'm staring at this freak that I know I'm in love with
But she don't even know my name it's always been the same
I just lay my head down and drown in my spit
Nobody even notices I'm here 'cuz I ain't shit
I'm hearing voices but I don't know what they're saying
Sweat is on my forehead 'cuz my brain's inside decaying
And this bitch that I love prob'ly don't have no Idea
She's talking to her friends I'm in the corner and I see her
Something happening but it isn't very clear
Sounds like a bell sounds like an electric chair
Next thing you know I'm walking in a crowded hall
So many different faces that I throw up on the wall
Some are yelling sick and the others stop and stare but I don't care
I'm in a hurry going nowhere
See my head is spinning 'cuz I'm lonley and I'm twisted
but I have a secret everybody missed it
Just a nobody and I think It's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnson's head...In my bookbag
[Chorus x2]
I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day
I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway
I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag
I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag
[2nd Verse]
I wish somebody knew me 'cuz then they could say I'm wrong
But since nobody knows me I got it going on
I'm staring at the clock, a tick and a tock
I got a couple food stamps folded in my sock
I must be a ghost, everybody walks through me
If I died in class they would prob'ly say they knew me
Or they wouldn't care, they wouldn't even move
My dead body rotting in the back of the room
For weeks and months stinking up the class
Until somebody notice, then they throw me in the trash
I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus
He's nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass
ran up on a beach and threw everybody off
and then we claim discovery and now we all applaud
I don't give a fuck to learn you're all going to hell
I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell
But I have the key it's called insanity
I stick it in my brain to unlock eternity
I'm just a nobody and I think it's a drag
But I got Mr. Johnsons head...In my bookbag
[Chorus x2]
[Mr. Felcher:] "Ok class, America is the land of the free. A land of
democracy. A land without prejudice, and above all a land of freedom.
That's the beautiful thing about our country; we are all treated equal. All
races live together in harmony. What is it, Scott?"
[Scott:] "Mr. Johnson already taught us this.
Ain't he ever coming back?
[Mr. Felcher:] "Well, uh..."
[3rd Verse]
NO! They can sit and front about it all day
But I left his fucking body in the hallway
And in the morning when they opened up the door
And seen his motherfucking carcass laying on the floor
But they would never suspect me I'm just a nerd
I try to speak my word, it always goes unheard
I could chop my arms off and run around the class
I doubt they'd even notice and if they did they'd laugh
Instead they'd rather learn about a redneck bastard
Who owned a couple slaves but I guess it don't matter
Fuck Washington, Benjamin, fuck 'em all now
They can suck my nuts 'till they wooden teeth fall out
And the class wanna know who could it be?
But I'm like Dewie-Booda you never heard of me
I'm just a nobody and I think It's a drag
But I got his motherfucking head hehehe! In my bookbag
[Chorus x2]
(Stop, stop, you gotta think straight! stop...)
[Chorus x3]
my bag....in my bag....in my bag....