- 1
Icp - Cotton Candy
- 2
Icp - Halls of illusion
- 3
Icp - Hellalujah
- 4
Icp - Let a Killa
- 5
Icp - My axe
- 6
Icp - Ol' evil eye
- 7
Icp - Suicide Hotline
- 8
Icp - $50 Bucks
- 9
Icp - 10 Bodies
- 10
Icp - 12
- 11
Icp - 17 Dead
- 12
Icp - 24
- 13
Icp - 3 Rings
- 14
Icp - 85 Bucks An Hour
- 15
Icp - Ain't Yo Bidness
- 16
Icp - Amy's In The Attic
- 17
Icp - Angels Falling
- 18
Icp - Another Love Song
- 19
Icp - Assassins
- 20
Icp - Basehead Attack
- 21
Icp - Behind The Paint
- 22
Icp - Beverly Kills 50187
- 23
Icp - Birthday bitches
- 24
Icp - Bitches
- 25
Icp - Bizzar
- 26
Icp - Blaaam!!!
- 27
Icp - Blacken Your Eyes
- 28
Icp - Boogie Woogie Woo
- 29
Icp - Bowling Balls
- 30
Icp - Bring It On
- 31
Icp - Bugz On My Nutz
- 32
Icp - Burning Up
- 33
Icp - C.P.K.'s
- 34
Icp - C.P.K.'s (Crooked Preacher Killas)
- 35
Icp - Carnival of Carnage
- 36
Icp - Cartoon Nightmares
- 37
Icp - Cemetary Girl
- 38
Icp - Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak)
- 39
Icp - Chicken Huntin'
- 40
Icp - Chop! Chop!
- 41
Icp - Clown Love
- 42
Icp - Clown Walk
- 43
Icp - Confessions
- 44
Icp - Conquer
- 45
Icp - Cotton Candy & Popsicles
- 46
Icp - CPKs
- 47
Icp - Crop Circles
- 48
Icp - Crossing Thy Bridge
- 49
Icp - Crystal Ball
- 50
Icp - Dating Game
- 51
Icp - Dead Body Man
- 52
Icp - Dead Pumpkins
- 53
Icp - Deadbeat Moms
- 54
Icp - Dear ICP
- 55
Icp - Demon Face
- 56
Icp - Dirt Ball
- 57
Icp - Dogbeats
- 58
Icp - Down With The Clown
- 59
Icp - Echo side
- 60
Icp - Eminem's Mom
- 61
Icp - Every halloween
- 62
Icp - Everybody rize
- 63
Icp - Everyday I die
- 64
Icp - Fat sweaty Betty
- 65
Icp - Fearless
- 66
Icp - Feels So Right
- 67
Icp - First day out
- 68
Icp - Fly away
- 69
Icp - For the maggots
- 70
Icp - Forgotten Freshness Vol. 4
- 71
Icp - Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3
- 72
Icp - Fuck off!
- 73
Icp - Fuck the world
- 74
Icp - Get off me, dog!
- 75
Icp - Get ya wicked on
- 76
Icp - Ghetto freak show
- 77
Icp - Ghetto Zone
- 78
Icp - Graveyard
- 79
Icp - Great Milenko
- 80
Icp - Guts on the ceiling
- 81
Icp - Halloween on Military Street
- 82
Icp - Headless boogie
- 83
Icp - Hell's forecast
- 84
Icp - Hey Vato
- 85
Icp - Hokus Pokus
- 86
Icp - House Of Horrors
- 87
Icp - House of mirrors
- 88
Icp - House of wonders
- 89
Icp - How many times?
- 90
Icp - I didn't mean to kill him
- 91
Icp - I don't care
- 92
Icp - I don't wanna die
- 93
Icp - I Hate Santa Claws
- 94
Icp - I stab people
- 95
Icp - I stuck her with my wang
- 96
Icp - I want my shit
- 97
Icp - I'm coming home
- 98
Icp - I'm not alone
- 99
Icp - If
- 100
Icp - If I Was A King
- 101
Icp - If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em
- 102
Icp - In my room
- 103
Icp - In the haughhh!
- 104
Icp - Insane killers
- 105
Icp - Intelligence & Violence
- 106
Icp - Intro (Bizzar)
- 107
Icp - Is that you?
- 108
Icp - It rains diamonds
- 109
Icp - It's time
- 110
Icp - Jake Jeckel
- 111
Icp - Joke your mind
- 112
Icp - Juggalo Chant
- 113
Icp - Juggalo Family
- 114
Icp - Juggalo homies
- 115
Icp - Juggalo paradise
- 116
Icp - Just Another Crazy Clique
- 117
Icp - Just like that
- 118
Icp - Kottonmouth Kings "Wickit Klown" w/ICP
- 119
Icp - Let it Rain
- 120
Icp - Let Me Go
- 121
Icp - Let's go all the way
- 122
Icp - Life At Risk
- 123
Icp - Like It Like That
- 124
Icp - Lil' somethin' somethin'
- 125
Icp - Lockdown
- 126
Icp - Love song
- 127
Icp - Mad professor
- 128
Icp - Madhouse
- 129
Icp - Manic depressive
- 130
Icp - Marijuanaville
- 131
Icp - Meat Cleaver
- 132
Icp - Mental warp
- 133
Icp - Mom song
- 134
Icp - Mr. Happy
- 135
Icp - Mr. Johnson's head
- 136
Icp - Mr. Johnson's head (remix)
- 137
Icp - Mr. Rotten Treats
- 138
Icp - Murda Cloak
- 139
Icp - Murder go round
- 140
Icp - Murder rap
- 141
Icp - Murder, Murder, Murder
- 142
Icp - My funhouse
- 143
Icp - My homie baby mama
- 144
Icp - My kind of bitch
- 145
Icp - Never had it made
- 146
Icp - Night of the axe
- 147
Icp - Ninja
- 148
Icp - Nothin' But a Bitch
- 149
Icp - Nothing's Left
- 150
Icp - Off the Track
- 151
Icp - Old School Pervert
- 152
Icp - Oldie But Goodie
- 153
Icp - Out
- 154
Icp - Out There
- 155
Icp - Pain
- 156
Icp - Panties
- 157
Icp - Pass me by
- 158
Icp - Phat or Wack?
- 159
Icp - Piggie pie
- 160
Icp - Piggy pie (Old school)
- 161
Icp - Play with me
- 162
Icp - Please don't hate me
- 163
Icp - Posse on vernor
- 164
Icp - Prom queen
- 165
Icp - Psychopathic
- 166
Icp - Pumpkin Carver
- 167
Icp - Questions
- 168
Icp - R-U-A Ryda?
- 169
Icp - Radio stars
- 170
Icp - Rainbows & Stuff - Icp
- 171
Icp - Real underground baby
- 172
Icp - Rebel flag
- 173
Icp - Red Christmas
- 174
Icp - Red neck hoe
- 175
Icp - Red Neck Neck 99
- 176
Icp - Rich and Famous (Mancow Made Us)
- 177
Icp - Riddle box
- 178
Icp - Ringmaster's Word
- 179
Icp - Rollin' Over
- 180
Icp - Rosemary
- 181
Icp - Run!
- 182
Icp - Santa's a fat bitch
- 183
Icp - Sedatives
- 184
Icp - She Aint Afraid
- 185
Icp - Silence Of The Hams
- 186
Icp - Simple and Blunt
- 187
Icp - Skitsofrantic
- 188
Icp - Sleep Walker
- 189
Icp - Slim Anus
- 190
Icp - Smog
- 191
Icp - Some F*ckin How
- 192
Icp - Somebody Dissin U
- 193
Icp - Soopa Villians
- 194
Icp - Southwest song
- 195
Icp - Southwest strangla
- 196
Icp - Southwest voodoo
- 197
Icp - Staaaaaaaaale!!!
- 198
Icp - Stalker
- 199
Icp - Still stabbin'
- 200
Icp - Stomp!
- 201
Icp - Super balls
- 202
Icp - Super star
- 203
Icp - Swallow This Nut
- 204
Icp - Take it!
- 205
Icp - Take Me Away
- 206
Icp - Take me home
- 207
Icp - Taste
- 208
Icp - Terrible
- 209
Icp - The amazing maze
- 210
Icp - The Calm
- 211
Icp - The dead one
- 212
Icp - The joker's wild
- 213
Icp - The juggla
- 214
Icp - The killing fields
- 215
Icp - The loons
- 216
Icp - The Neden game
- 217
Icp - The Night Of The 44
- 218
Icp - The pendulum's promise
- 219
Icp - The Raven's Mirror
- 220
Icp - The Shaggy show
- 221
Icp - The show must go on
- 222
Icp - The staleness
- 223
Icp - The Witch
- 224
Icp - The wraith
- 225
Icp - The Wraith: Hells Pit
- 226
Icp - Thy Intro
- 227
Icp - Thy unveiling
- 228
Icp - Tilt-a-whirl
- 229
Icp - Toxic Love
- 230
Icp - Toy box
- 231
Icp - True Stories
- 232
Icp - Truly alone
- 233
Icp - Tunnel Of Love
- 234
Icp - Under the moon
- 235
Icp - Wagon wagon
- 236
Icp - Walk into the darkness
- 237
Icp - Walk into the light
- 238
Icp - Warrior
- 239
Icp - Wax museum
- 240
Icp - We belong
- 241
Icp - We gives no fucks
- 242
Icp - We'll Be Alright
- 243
Icp - Welcome to the show
- 244
Icp - What is a Juggalo
- 245
Icp - What's the hell's a ninja?
- 246
Icp - When I get out
- 247
Icp - When Vampiro Gets High
- 248
Icp - Who asked you
- 249
Icp - Who wanna flex?
- 250
Icp - Who?
- 251
Icp - Whut
- 252
Icp - Willy Bubba
- 253
Icp - Wizard of the hood
- 254
Icp - Y
- 255
Icp - You Belong
- 256
Icp - Yours Begins Tonight
Phat or Wack?
Icp
The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack?
Uhh your friend and mine
Bink Chipperwink (Applause)
Hello everybody
I'm Bink Chipperwink
And this is Phat or Wack!
The rules are simple
Each one of our teams will play music
From their upcoming album
And the studio audience will judge by applause
Now let's meet our contestants
Team number 1 from the Southwest side of Detroit
They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope
The Insane Clown Posse (Boo!)
And team number 2 from the East side of Detroit
They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide Child
Twiztid (Boo!)
Now let's play Phat or Wack
Alright team number 1 first
The Insane Clown Posse, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we ready
What song are you gonna play for us?
Terrible, naww umm
Fuck the world, yeah yeah
Uhh, Bink Fuck the World, yup
Ladies and gentlemen
This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the World
It's your turn to judge
Phat or Wack?
Fuck, fuck that shit
Fuck give it to me
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Dairius
Fuck the West coast
And fuck everybody on the East
Eat shit and die
Or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks
Punk muthafucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, FUCK YOU!
Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mom's Mama
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal
And fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states, oooh
And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that your time is out
Ladies and gentlemen of the audience
If you thought was phat let's hear a round of applause
(Crickets chirp)
Ewww, I'm sorry
Well, that could mean only one thing
THAT SHIT WAS WACK!
(Applause)
Ok we're gonna move right along here
Team number 2, Twiztid
Are you gentlemen ready?
Yeah we straight
Ok what's your first selection for us today?
Hey, hey man they just hoed my shit
Fuck the World was the shit
Diemuthafuckadie
Naww, uh uh
We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, this on?
2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Hand Smoke
Alright ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself
This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand Smoke
You be the judge
Phat or Wack?
Free your mind
I represent the East side, no peace
Fuck the police
We tell you to increase the deceased at least
A grown man tellin you something that he believe
Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve
What the fuck bitch, chuck bitch
Why you talkin shit?
Better duck bitch
Before your dome get hit
This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old French braid
Stickier than jam and jelly phased, kick it
Everybody else real talkin bout something
What you thought you heard bitch,
Can it, cause your frontin
Dead wrong
Dinner table conversations
Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions
Part of the contamination of Mind State
Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I awake
Mama think I'm a play on play serial killa
Fruitloop biting my mind like Godzilla
We survive like catapillas in cocoons and caskets
Stretch the industry like elastic
So fantastic, like the Newport cigarette that I smoke
Hit the motherfucka till I choke
I brag and I boast about nothin
Death, dying, and hoes fuckin
So understand that he's saying something
Never be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime
Smashin heads be my reason for rhyme
I'm on time like a motherfucka
Leavin you hangin in the forest
Standin in some comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris
Check the chorus
Second hand smoke when you breath
Remember what I told you always believe
You relieve on the Monoxide Child and wild
Travel the world on nine cloud screaming loud
Free your mind
Breath it in second hand smoke
Free your mind
Breath it in second hand smoke
You phony bitches wanna shut...
(Buzz)
Oh times up
Audience Phat or Wack?
Applause please
(One clap, then wind blowing)
Ohh I'm sorry
It seems that this audience also feels
THAT SHIT WAS WACK!
Personally I think they both suck
(Applause)
Ok back to contestants number 1
Uhh hopefully this time gentlemen
You'll come with somethin
A little more likable for me and the audience
(They fuckin suck)
Are you ready?
Yeah man c'mon
Yeah we ready fat bitch
What's the name of your selection?
Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the bomb shit dawg
The Shaggy Show, can't fail
That's wack dawg
Aight then what?
Mufuckin Terrible...
Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, Bink
Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, Terrible
Phat or Wack?
Muthafucka
You don't know shit do ya?
You wouldn't know shit
If it ripped into your ugly bitch ass face
You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama
Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced assed Mama
Don't even know about this drama, muthafucka
Oh my god look at that, turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's terrible we heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found
Dead in the grass
With his dick in his ass
Unless there was more
But you won't recall
Cause Michael Jackson squeezed up
On some little kids balls
What you consider DRAMA
Ain't all that
It's just that your wack
With your intergalactic satellite data compress
Yes, but we can't feed the homeless
And then OJ's wack story unfolded
Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world don't really care
Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!
What you know bout terrible?
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible
Terrible, what you know bout terrible?
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible...
(Buzz)
There's the buzzer
Audience Phat or Wack?
THAT SHIT WAS WACK!
Ohh you guys fuckin suck
Your momma sucks my dick
Ok we'll move back over here to team number 2
Twiztid are you ready?
Man fuck you we ready
Do you have a song selected?
Yeah we got a song
What you wanna go with
Man it don't matter
This muthafucka (They booing everything)
Yeah that's what I'm sayin
Rock the Dead, fuck it
Bink bitch
Bink bitch
Fuck you
This is Twiztid Rock the Dead
Phat or Wack?
Wake up, float to the sky
Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise
Wake up, float to the sky
Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise
Come on
Space and beyond
Mind dumpin in the yard
I stoles your headstone from your grave plot
Conscience and confused
Seen tomorrows dreams on tonights news
Fallin through a hole in the sky
Will I die?
You know the time multiplied with this life, love, and lies
Steppin in the darkness
Walkin through my conscience
Like an android I remain heartless
Underground, and mental know me well
Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Hell
Walk through the time flux hand and hand with clear mind
Chords are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes
Peel back the rhyme and examine the fruit
Rotten to the core buried in they best suits
Maggots crawling on they face,
Eyes sunk in they head
Throw your fuckin arms up and rock the dead
Wake up, float to the sky
Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise
Wake up, float to the sky
Bring the wicked shit and the dead will arise
Come on
Got me a mic, and now we ache like the dead
And all we wanna do is rock the dead
So many thoughts runnin all through my head
But the only one that's clear is rock the...
(Buzz)
Time's up
Ladies and gentlemen
Phat or Wack?
(Silence)
Ohh as that was some sort of surprise
This audience feels
THAT SHIT WAS WACK!
Ok we're gonna mosey on back over to team number 1
The Insane Clown Posse
Fella's are you ready?
Yeah, yeah we ready
But I want uhh everyone in the studio audience
To know y'all can suck my dick!
That's great, but uhh save the drama for your momma
Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your muthafuckin chin
Punk ass bitch
I'm scared, bring it
Now this is your last chance
Do you have a selection ready?
Man fuck it
Let's hit em up with Another Love Song
Yeah they'll probably like the pussy shit
Uhh Another Love Song bitch
Ok ladies and gentlemen
This is Insane Clown Posse Another Love Song
Phat or Wack?
Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin
I mean you got carried away in the moment
And I could forgive you...I could do that
I could do anything if I wanted to
I could buy you a Lexus Truck
With a white leather interior (I could)
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit
Just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah)
And have babies fallin all out your ass
But thinkin about that
I feel I'd rather kill you
Cause I got you in my car
You ain't goin no were bitch your dead
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie...
(Buzz)
Well that was a good song, (Fart) Not
Well audience you built the casket
Time to nail it shut
Phat or Wack?
THAT SHIT WAS WACK!
Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door
Cause you're definitely wack
Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok)
All y'all can fuck off
Man fuck y'all
Yo Jeckel Brothers out May 25th juggalos
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off
Alright don't let the door hit you on the ass
We've seen it all before
People come here so eager
And leave so bitter (Hahaha)
On to team number 2
Ok Twiztid here's your last chance
Are you ready?
Man we should fuck you up
Negative muthafucka
What's the selection you're gonna play?
Uhh we got whatthefuck
Umm there's a few but I'm tellin you man
There's crazy booin, crazy
I'm like it don't matter
How does it feel? Bink bitch
How does it feel?
It probably feels wack
Ladies and gentlemen
How does it feel?
Phat or Wack?
How does it feel to be you
How does it feel to feel the way you do
It's so decisive
And I don't care if you like or you hate me
I know you muthafuckas bout to underrate me
How does it feel to be you
How does it feel to feel the way you do
It's so decisive
And I don't care if you like or you hate me
I know you muthafuckas bout to underrate me
You label me a paranoid schizophrenic
Known on this planet for 2 things
Talkin shit and automatic
Mind gets transferred in little walks through the woods
Bury you alive if I could
Robin through the hood with a body in the trunk
Unidentified because he's known as a chump
I hear him keep talking junk in my ear
But nobody else can hear
I look around and I'm feeling weird
Palms are sweaty I'm about to black out
Last chance but nothing could stop this Twiztid sprout
I'm all about mad cussing
Fuck you and the red Martian
Peon wrecking and skull crushing
Turning bitches to dust and when I recite you folks die
Like I creep in the night, I let your soul fly
So high that I never touch ground
Make it so your bodies never found
Another Unsolved Mystery
Looking for some nobody
Every single night on TV
Try to get me to see
My eyes closed and rolled back
Holdin a thought deep in my mind about a car jack
Another break down in the middle of the street
People just kept moving they feet
Treat me like a freak, so how am supposed to act
So when you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz)
There's the buzzer
Audience how did that feel?
THAT SHIT WAS WACK!
Tell me about it
Twiztid beat it (Man you beat it)
Get the hell outta here (Naww fuck that)
We been here all day
Three strikes and your out
June 22nd fool Twiztid Mostasteless
Yeah I know, go ahead
Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin bitch
Let the door close
Ok ladies and gentlemen
We're not gonna leave you with all that wackness
So as the credits roll
We'd like you to enjoy
The all time grand champion Danny K
Now this is what real music is about
Until next time
I'm Burt Chipperwolf
And this has been Phat or Wack
(Some wack rapping)
Promotional consideration paid for
By Island slash Psychopathic
If for any reason you should care for or like
One of the groups that was wack
Might I suggest you go pick up one of their albums
The Insane Clown Posse uhh
Entitled the Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Which will be in stores nationwide May 25th
Or Twiztid Mostasteless
Which will be in stores nationwide June 22nd
As always we'd like to thank you for your
Participation in watching this fine television program That's copyright 1999