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King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool
- 2
King Missile - Sensitive Artist
- 3
King Missile - (Why Are We) Trapped?
- 4
King Missile - And
- 5
King Missile - ANTIMATTER
- 6
King Missile - Anywhere
- 7
King Missile - BLOODLETTING
- 8
King Missile - Cheesecake Truck (spoken)
- 9
King Missile - CHICKENS
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King Missile - Come Closer
- 11
King Missile - Damned If I Know
- 12
King Missile - DELORES
- 13
King Missile - Detachable Penis
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King Missile - DFB2BS
- 15
King Missile - DICK
- 16
King Missile - DINOSAURS
- 17
King Missile - Double Fucked by 2 Black Studs lyrics
- 18
King Missile - Ed
- 19
King Missile - Equivalencies
- 20
King Missile - FAILURE
- 21
King Missile - Farm
- 22
King Missile - Fidh
- 23
King Missile - Fluting On The Hump
- 24
King Missile - Fourthly
- 25
King Missile - Frightened and Freezing (sung/spoken)
- 26
King Missile - Gary and Melissa (spoken)
- 27
King Missile - Get Into It (roll Around In It)
- 28
King Missile - Give Me a Dollar
- 29
King Missile - Glass
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King Missile - Happy Hour
- 31
King Missile - Happy Note
- 32
King Missile - He Needed
- 33
King Missile - Heaven
- 34
King Missile - Heavy Holy Man
- 35
King Missile - Hemopheliac of Love
- 36
King Missile - Hey Jesus
- 37
King Missile - How to Remember Your Dreams
- 38
King Missile - I'm Sorry
- 39
King Missile - It's
- 40
King Missile - It's Saturday
- 41
King Missile - JLH
- 42
King Missile - Let's Have Sex
- 43
King Missile - Lies
- 44
King Missile - LIFE
- 45
King Missile - Listen To Me
- 46
King Missile - LOU
- 47
King Missile - Love Is
- 48
King Missile - Love You More
- 49
King Missile - Margaret's Eyes
- 50
King Missile - Martin Scorsese
- 51
King Missile - Meditation Is Boring
- 52
King Missile - MONKS
- 53
King Missile - Mr Johnson
- 54
King Missile - MUFFY
- 55
King Missile - My Heart is a Flower
- 56
King Missile - No Point (sung)
- 57
King Missile - Now
- 58
King Missile - Open
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King Missile - Pain Series 2: Hammer Thumb
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King Missile - Pain Series 3: Paper Cut
- 61
King Missile - Pain Series 4: Cold Pool
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King Missile - Pain Series 5: Stomach Cramps
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King Missile - Pain Series 7: Stubbed Toe
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King Missile - Part Two
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King Missile - PHAEDREAUX
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King Missile - PICKAXE
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King Missile - Pigs Will Fly
- 68
King Missile - Psalm
- 69
King Missile - Rock n' Roll Will Never Die
- 70
King Missile - Royal Lunch
- 71
King Missile - Scotland
- 72
King Missile - Sex With You
- 73
King Missile - She Didn't Want
- 74
King Missile - She Had Nothing
- 75
King Missile - Sink
- 76
King Missile - So Happy
- 77
King Missile - Socks
- 78
King Missile - Still The One
- 79
King Missile - Stonehenge
- 80
King Missile - Take Me Home
- 81
King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
- 82
King Missile - That Old Dog
- 83
King Missile - The Blood Song
- 84
King Missile - The Box
- 85
King Missile - The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over a Church
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King Missile - The Bunny Song
- 87
King Missile - The Commercial
- 88
King Missile - The Evil Children
- 89
King Missile - The Fish That Played The Ponies
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King Missile - The Hemophiliac Of Love
- 91
King Missile - The Indians
- 92
King Missile - The Leather Clown
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King Missile - The Love Song
- 94
King Missile - The Neither World
- 95
King Missile - The Sandbox
- 96
King Missile - The Story of Willy
- 97
King Missile - The Way to Salvation
- 98
King Missile - These People
- 99
King Missile - Title Track
- 100
King Missile - To Walk Among The Pigs
- 101
King Missile - Tongue
- 102
King Missile - Vvv (vulvavoid)
- 103
King Missile - What If
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King Missile - When She Closed Her Eyes
- 105
King Missile - Wind Up Toys
- 106
King Missile - World War Iii Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone
PHAEDREAUX
King Missile
Phaedreaux was sad and dejected, bereft and broken, unspoken for, unable to think for himself or dream of better times or to see any point in going on at all
(On at all)
So Phaedreaux went walking along the path of hopeless hope that he once had discovered as a child before his illusions were shattered and scattered and smothered and covered and chunked and topped
The road was long and barren and dark and mysterious and foreboding, and every and any adjective that suggests gloomy occluded bleakness could serve as an accurate description of this road
(This road, this road, this road, this road)
But Phaedreaux knew deep inside his deepest heart of hearts that before his journey was halfway through he would come out somehow improved, altered, stronger and better able to comport himself among his fellow citizens
(Phaedreaux, Phaedreaux, Phaedreaux, Phaedreaux)
Phaedreaux followed the ominous path, and after a very long while he thought he saw something golden and flowing and shining in the distance
(Golden and flowing and shining and)
Phaedreaux decided that whether or not his vision was only illusory, it was still worthwhile to continue on his indeterminate quest
(Indeterminate quest)
Phaedreaux reached his golden goal, which turned out to be a fountain full of the urine of unicorns from an age long before human beings ever existed (Ever existed...existed)
The mystical, magical fountain of unicorn urine anointed Phaedreaux's hair with the scent of violets and daffodils and asparagus
(sung/spoken)
He came upon a cave, and as he approached it a band of magical multicolored monkeys happily sped toward Phaedreaux as if he were the 201st Golden Banana (Golden Banana)
(spoken)
The pungent scent of violets and urine that flowed from Phaedreaux's shiny golden locks attracted the magical monkeys, who soon got firm erections.
The multicolored monkeys with their firm fluorescent penises penetrated Phaedreaux's eardrums and made him hear colors and emotions.
Phaedreaux's heart was opened like a secret locket that opened out and unfolded endlessly into endless unfolding, radiating a pungent yet fragrant odor to purify the bathroom universe.
(sung)
(Bathroom universe)
His face was flushed, and he felt a rush of chocolate screaming mountain stream lovers who hovered around and over his head, wondering why his hair was so fragrant and pungent
Phaedreaux closed his eyes and saw the truth that he had seen all there was for him to see and more, and that he had completed his quest
Phaedreaux felt a sad sense of satisfaction, but he had to acknowledge that he had changed, so he thanked the planet for unlocking some of her secrets unto him
(Thank you, Mother Earth
Thank you, Mother Earth
Thank you, Mother Earth
Thank you, Mother Earth)
And Phaedreaux was sad and dejected, bereft and broken, unspoken for, unable to think for himself or dream of better times
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