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King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool
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King Missile - Sensitive Artist
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King Missile - (Why Are We) Trapped?
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King Missile - And
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King Missile - ANTIMATTER
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King Missile - Anywhere
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King Missile - BLOODLETTING
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King Missile - Cheesecake Truck (spoken)
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King Missile - CHICKENS
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King Missile - Come Closer
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King Missile - Damned If I Know
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King Missile - DELORES
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King Missile - Detachable Penis
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King Missile - DFB2BS
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King Missile - DICK
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King Missile - DINOSAURS
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King Missile - Double Fucked by 2 Black Studs lyrics
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King Missile - Ed
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King Missile - Equivalencies
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King Missile - FAILURE
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King Missile - Farm
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King Missile - Fidh
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King Missile - Fluting On The Hump
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King Missile - Fourthly
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King Missile - Frightened and Freezing (sung/spoken)
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King Missile - Gary and Melissa (spoken)
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King Missile - Get Into It (roll Around In It)
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King Missile - Give Me a Dollar
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King Missile - Glass
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King Missile - Happy Hour
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King Missile - Happy Note
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King Missile - He Needed
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King Missile - Heaven
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King Missile - Heavy Holy Man
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King Missile - Hemopheliac of Love
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King Missile - Hey Jesus
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King Missile - How to Remember Your Dreams
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King Missile - I'm Sorry
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King Missile - It's
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King Missile - It's Saturday
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King Missile - JLH
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King Missile - Let's Have Sex
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King Missile - Lies
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King Missile - LIFE
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King Missile - Listen To Me
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King Missile - LOU
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King Missile - Love Is
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King Missile - Love You More
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King Missile - Margaret's Eyes
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King Missile - Martin Scorsese
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King Missile - Meditation Is Boring
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King Missile - MONKS
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King Missile - Mr Johnson
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King Missile - MUFFY
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King Missile - My Heart is a Flower
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King Missile - No Point (sung)
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King Missile - Now
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King Missile - Open
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King Missile - Pain Series 2: Hammer Thumb
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King Missile - Pain Series 3: Paper Cut
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King Missile - Pain Series 4: Cold Pool
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King Missile - Pain Series 5: Stomach Cramps
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King Missile - Pain Series 7: Stubbed Toe
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King Missile - Part Two
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King Missile - PHAEDREAUX
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King Missile - PICKAXE
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King Missile - Pigs Will Fly
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King Missile - Psalm
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King Missile - Rock n' Roll Will Never Die
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King Missile - Royal Lunch
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King Missile - Scotland
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King Missile - Sex With You
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King Missile - She Didn't Want
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King Missile - She Had Nothing
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King Missile - Sink
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King Missile - So Happy
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King Missile - Socks
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King Missile - Still The One
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King Missile - Stonehenge
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King Missile - Take Me Home
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King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
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King Missile - That Old Dog
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King Missile - The Blood Song
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King Missile - The Box
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King Missile - The Boy Who Ate Lasagne And Could Jump Over a Church
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King Missile - The Bunny Song
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King Missile - The Commercial
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King Missile - The Evil Children
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King Missile - The Fish That Played The Ponies
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King Missile - The Hemophiliac Of Love
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King Missile - The Indians
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King Missile - The Leather Clown
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King Missile - The Love Song
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King Missile - The Neither World
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King Missile - The Sandbox
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King Missile - The Story of Willy
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King Missile - The Way to Salvation
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King Missile - These People
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King Missile - Title Track
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King Missile - To Walk Among The Pigs
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King Missile - Tongue
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King Missile - Vvv (vulvavoid)
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King Missile - What If
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King Missile - When She Closed Her Eyes
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King Missile - Wind Up Toys
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King Missile - World War Iii Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone
The Leather Clown
King Missile
Your father fucked your mother. At least once, your father and your mother were in bed, and your father got a hard-on, and he stuck it inside your mother and they fucked. Sometimes maybe your father fucked your mother in the ass, and maybe on the night that you were conceived maybe they did that, before or after, or maybe they didn't, maybe your father never fucked your mother's ass, but on the night that you were conceived, one thing is certain: your father fucked your mother in her cunt.
Maybe your mother sucked your father's dick first, and maybe your father ate your mother's pussy. Maybe your father sucked your mother's clit while sticking a finger or two up your mother's slit until she got really wet. Maybe he got his whole hand up there. If you have older brothers or sisters, then your father probably could have gotten his whole hand up there. If not, then maybe not. But at some point, your mother was wet and loose enough to accommodate your father, and they fucked.
Maybe they did it doggy-style. Maybe your mother got on top of your father. Maybe your parents liked to talk dirty to each other when they were fucking.
Maybe your mother screamed, "Oh daddy. Oh daddy. Fuck me, daddy, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me," and then maybe your daddy shouted, "Here it comes! Here it comes! Get ready, bitch, here I come," and then maybe your mother said, "Come in me, come in me, come in me! Oh yeah, baby, fuck your mommy, fuck your momma's sweet pussy, oh yeah, daddy, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."
Or maybe they were very quiet.
But at any rate, eventually your father came and his sperm shot out of his dick and it went up your mother�s cunt and it fertilized her egg and that was you. That was you in your mother's womb, growing like a virus for nine months, making your mother fatter and fatter, making her sick, making her vomit, making her hate your father for doing this to her, making her hate you, this thing inside of her, like a virus, growing and sucking, like a leech attached to her, sucking her blood, drinking her like a vampire fetus, growing and sucking and growing and sucking until one day you want out, and you burst through the snotty membrane and you pop out of your mother's cunt all covered with blood, and a bloody umbilical cord still attaches you to the inside of your mother somewhere 'til someone snips it off and you are severed. You are a separate being.
This is the miracle of childbirth. To some, it is proof that there is a God.
Now after you were born, maybe you sucked milk out of your mother's tit. Maybe your father wiped the shit off your shitty ass. I don't know. You'll have to ask them. But that is basically the way people are born. In a nutshell, that is it. Unless you were a test tube baby, which you weren't, so just face it: your father fucked your mother, and the next time you're fucking somebody, just try to keep that in mind.
(sung ad-libs, including the following)
Miracle
Miracle
Fuck me, daddy, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
Here I come
Here I come
Get ready, bitch, here I come
Miracle
Miracle
Miracle
Miracle
Miracle
Oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy, oh daddy
Miracle
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