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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
All-Star Hipster
Patent Pending
He's got a waxed mustache and suspenders on his hips
He got them five dollar shoes and a brand new Mac Book
20 dollar hair gel, fresh out of the bed look
DJ dive bar, old bike, no car
Judge you while you're drinking if it isn't PBR
Tells the girls that he's political, just comes of egotistical
Three watches on his wrist man, they all digital
Soy milk, soy beans, all soy everything
You wanna talk indie man, he can tell you anything
Pitchfork media, his encyclopedia
Careful calculation, definition of Bohemia
Members only jacket, doesn't matter what the weather,
Doesn't care how good the movie is the book is always better
Cause he don't try so fly, steal the neighbors wi-fi
The records never good enough, he only like the old stuff
There goes that O.G suburban drifter, professional thrifter,
Full time craig's lister. He's an all-star hipster
He don't need no filter posting pictures,
Yeah, he's an all-star hipster
Well she's been rocking toms since before it was cool
And if this scene was academic she'd be running the school
She likes that throwback, hardcore, ink above the knee
Vintage tee from cb's
She be running this scene like an elliptical
So fuck your digi-download you know she want that physical
Seven inch wax, b-side rare track
And a Brooklyn boy with a crewneck and fanny pack
You're too hardcore, you're too pop-punk,
Play some dub-step baby so I can shake my junk
And everyone's excited about this band that's blowing up
And all you wanna talk about is how you knew 'em growing up
Like 'yeah they used to play in my basement or whatever but they totally sold out' whatever
O.G suburban drifter, professional thrifter,
Full time craig's lister. She's an all-star hipster
She don't need no filter posting pictures,
Yeah, she's an all-star hipster
All night, go hard
Metro gold card
Jersey for the weekend, playing bocce in the front yard
L-Train to downtown
Karaoke throwdown
Old school jams, it's the only way to get down
Full house marathon
Got his uncle Jesse on acid washed jeans, tight shirt
He got his mullet on for hipster girls to notice him
To find his Becky Donaldson
His favourite line rehearsed he say 'baby have mercy'
There goes that O.G suburban drifter, professional thrifter,
Full time craig's lister. He's an all-star hipster
He don't need no filter posting pictures,
Yeah, he's an all-star hipster,
Yeah, she's an all-star hipster,
Yeah, he's an all-star hipster,
Yeah, she's an all-star hipster
