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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
Douchebag
Patent Pending
You drove your father's el camino while we all took the bus
There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me
But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be a prick
A fake, your parents' greatest mistake
You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take
But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes
And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick
I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
At the beer pong table where you never lose
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo
Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you
Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko
Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
Tell your best friend blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)
Drinking jose all day party in here
You drink mad beers
Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce
The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
(Douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
Dude! (dude!)
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
Dude! (dude!)
I'm not your bro-o-o-o
Dude! (dude!)
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
Dude! (dude!)
I'm not your bro-o-o-o
