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    Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannabis

  2. 2

    Bob Rivers - 12 Days of Layoffs

  3. 3

    Bob Rivers - 12 Pains Of Christmas

  4. 4

    Bob Rivers - 3 Inch Tool

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    Bob Rivers - 401k

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    Bob Rivers - 96 Beers

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    Bob Rivers - Acid Rain

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    Bob Rivers - ADD

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    Bob Rivers - American Pie Eulogy

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    Bob Rivers - Are They Gonna Fry OJ?

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    Bob Rivers - Back In a Us Made Car

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    Bob Rivers - Beat Up Old Jetliner

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    Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves

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    Bob Rivers - Californians Leavin

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    Bob Rivers - Cat's in The Kettle

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    Bob Rivers - Cheney's Got a Gun

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    Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

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    Bob Rivers - Clean The Cat Box

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    Bob Rivers - Denny Way

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    Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

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    Bob Rivers - Don't Shoot Mr. Postman

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    Bob Rivers - Don't Vote For Nader

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    Bob Rivers - Gates Is Such a Rich Man

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    Bob Rivers - George Bush Told Lies

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    Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time

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    Bob Rivers - Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

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    Bob Rivers - Hey You! Get Off My House

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    Bob Rivers - How It Feels (To Be Old)

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    Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)

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    Bob Rivers - I Used To Rock And Roll All Night

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    Bob Rivers - I'm A Weight Watcher

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    Bob Rivers - I'm Santa Claus

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    Bob Rivers - Janet's Coconut

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    Bob Rivers - Marv Bites

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    Bob Rivers - Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen

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    Bob Rivers - Mr. Magoo

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    Bob Rivers - O.J.'s Trial Thing

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    Bob Rivers - Officer Fuhrman

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    Bob Rivers - Oxycontin Eater

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    Bob Rivers - PMS

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    Bob Rivers - Police Stop My Car

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    Bob Rivers - Read It In The Tabloids

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    Bob Rivers - The 12 Pains of Christmas

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    Bob Rivers - The Ballad Of Gary Condit

  45. 45

    Bob Rivers - The Chimney Song

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    Bob Rivers - The Handicap Can

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    Bob Rivers - The No Smoking Song

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    Bob Rivers - Vatican Man

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    Bob Rivers - Walking Around In Womens Underwear

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    Bob Rivers - When A Man Loves A Chicken

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    Bob Rivers - Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)

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    Bob Rivers - Wrong Foot Amputated

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    Bob Rivers - Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

Oxycontin Eater

Bob Rivers

Well I was in the car and I heard this guy
He sounded all shook up and he told me why
His voice was shaking on the E.I.B.
Sound like an OxyContin eater to me

It was a bug-eyed, tone deaf, flying OxyContin eater
Right Wing, syndicated, spinning Liberal people beater
Right Wing, strung out, hypocrite prescription cheater
Rush looked strange to me
That guy?

Well his housekeeper picked up some drugs on the street
And she brought the stuff home for the boss to eat
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
�I tried to quit twice but it was just too tough.�

He was a big mouth, blow hard, Right Wing propaganda reader
Bad ear, sore back, 30 dose a day pill eater
A three time, retread, frequent Betty Ford repeater
Still looks high to me
One more time?

I said Mr. OxyContin guy the show sounds fine
I see you beating up on Liberals using half your mind
So what�s the real reason that you�re in Rehab?
�I wanna get my job back and slam Mcnabb.�

Well bless his soul, no control, former jelly donut eater
Dope stashing, Clinton bashing, flying OxyContin eater
ESPN SPORTS
Fired color commentator
What a site to see
Pill popping�s evil

And after 30 short days well what do you know
He pops back up on his radio show,
He was preaching away to the ditto heads
While his maid faced the music cause he sang to the Feds

I am not a victim in this. I� Criminals like this should be put in jail off the streets. They�re the worst kind of offenders. I blame Hillary Clinton. She�s the reason for all of this.

I should�ve stuck with tequila.

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