You just give me
Bridesmaids' gimmicks
There's a glacé cherry
On your wedding cake
Your ex-boyfriend's crying
In the background
Hiding behind
The easter candle
Glasgow italian ice cream family
Makes you feel better in the rain
Driving around in a musical van
Helps you hide the pain
I wish I could be home for easter
To light the votive candle
But all I do is paint my toes
This family's too hard to handle
You just give me
Bridesmaids' gimmicks
Silver tin foil and ribbons and lace
Confetti and painted faces
