There's one in the bag
For the laughing hag
There's one in the bag
For the fool on the hill
And one in the bag for you
There's one in the bag for you
There's one in the school
For the laughing moose
And one in the leg for you
Yeah there's one in the head
For the laughing moose
And everyone's herring fool
Mary's vineyard of toys
Will open my eyes to her joys
As I walk down her path
Her eyes beckon me to her bath
Oh, oh, I am in love with her
But there's one in the bag
For the laughing hag
