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Steel Panther - Gloryhole
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Steel Panther - Community Property
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Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal
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Steel Panther - If You Really, Really Love Me
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Steel Panther - 1987
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Steel Panther - Eyes Of a Panther
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Steel Panther - Asian Hooker
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Steel Panther - 17 Girls In a Row
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Steel Panther - Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
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Steel Panther - Party All Day (Fuck All Night)
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Steel Panther - The Burden Of Being Wonderful
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Steel Panther - All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight)
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Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World
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Steel Panther - Big Boobs [explicit]
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Steel Panther - Fucking My Heart In The Ass
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Steel Panther - Girl From Oklahoma
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Steel Panther - Heavy Metal Rules
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Steel Panther - I Got What You Want
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Steel Panther - I Want Pussy
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Steel Panther - Is My Dick Enough
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Steel Panther - On Your Instagram
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Steel Panther - Supersonic Sex Machine
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Steel Panther - That's What Girls Are For
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Steel Panther - Tomorrow Night
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Steel Panther - You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk
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Steel Panther - All That And More
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Steel Panther - B.V.S.
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Steel Panther - Friends With Benefits
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Steel Panther - Gangbang At The Old Folks Home
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Steel Panther - Gods Of Pussy
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Steel Panther - I Like Drugs
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Steel Panther - I Want It That Way
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Steel Panther - I Want Your Tits
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Steel Panther - Magical Vagina
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Steel Panther - Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)
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Steel Panther - One Pump Chump
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Steel Panther - Pussywhipped
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Steel Panther - She's On The Rag
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Steel Panther - She's Tight
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Steel Panther - Stripper Girl
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Steel Panther - Teleporter
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Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights
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Steel Panther - Walk Of Shame
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Steel Panther - Wasted Too Much Time
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Steel Panther - Ain't Dead Yet
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Steel Panther - Always Gonna Be a Ho
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Steel Panther - Anything Goes
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Steel Panther - Bukkake Tears
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Steel Panther - Critter
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Steel Panther - Don't Stop Believin'
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Steel Panther - Eatin Ain't Cheatin
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Steel Panther - Fantasy
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Steel Panther - Fuck 2020
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Steel Panther - Fuck Everybody
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Steel Panther - Goin’ In The Backdoor
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Steel Panther - Gold-Digging Whore
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Steel Panther - Hell's On Fire
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Steel Panther - I Ain't Buying What You're Selling
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Steel Panther - I'm Not Your Bitch
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Steel Panther - If I Was The King
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Steel Panther - In The Future
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Steel Panther - It Won't Suck Itself
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Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods
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Steel Panther - Let Me Cum In
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Steel Panther - Let's Get High Tonight
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Steel Panther - Momentary Epiphany
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Steel Panther - Now The Fun Starts
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Steel Panther - People Are Stoopid
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Steel Panther - Poontang Boomerang
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Steel Panther - Pornstar
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Steel Panther - Pussy Ain't Free
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Steel Panther - Pussy Ain’t Free
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Steel Panther - Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is
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Steel Panther - Red Headed Step Child
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Steel Panther - Sexy Santa
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Steel Panther - Sleeping on the Rollaway
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Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch
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Steel Panther - Ten Strikes You're Out
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Steel Panther - That’s When You Came In
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Steel Panther - The Shocker
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Steel Panther - The Stocking Song
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Steel Panther - Weenie Ride
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Steel Panther - Whole Lotta Rosie
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Steel Panther - Why Can't You Trust Me?
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Steel Panther - Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills)
Weenie Ride
Steel Panther
So I wrote you this song
If you've ever been to disneyland
You know the lines can be real long
But I got a ride that the bitches love
And you won't have to wait at all
All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael Starr a call
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
It's scary like a rollercoaster
It will stretch you out so wide
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
And better than the monkey bars
You can take it on the couch or your water bed
Or in the back of your daddy's car
And it's open all day, night time too, seven fucking days a week
It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride her face down or on your side
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
When some leverage is applied
Open your legs for a weenie ride
You won't be the first to see it and cry
Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
It's a weenie ride
Oh, yeah
Scream for me
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
You're never gonna be the same
Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain?
Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
Oops, I think I got a little dna
All over your backside
Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
For the weenie ride
Ooh
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride (come spread your thighs)
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah)
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
It's a weenie ride
