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Steel Panther - Gloryhole
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Steel Panther - Community Property
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Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal
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Steel Panther - If You Really, Really Love Me
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Steel Panther - 1987
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Steel Panther - Eyes Of a Panther
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Steel Panther - Asian Hooker
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Steel Panther - 17 Girls In a Row
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Steel Panther - Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
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Steel Panther - Party All Day (Fuck All Night)
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Steel Panther - The Burden Of Being Wonderful
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Steel Panther - All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight)
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Steel Panther - Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World
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Steel Panther - Big Boobs [explicit]
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Steel Panther - Fucking My Heart In The Ass
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Steel Panther - Girl From Oklahoma
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Steel Panther - Heavy Metal Rules
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Steel Panther - I Got What You Want
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Steel Panther - I Want Pussy
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Steel Panther - Is My Dick Enough
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Steel Panther - On Your Instagram
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Steel Panther - Supersonic Sex Machine
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Steel Panther - That's What Girls Are For
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Steel Panther - Tomorrow Night
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Steel Panther - You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk
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Steel Panther - All That And More
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Steel Panther - B.V.S.
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Steel Panther - Friends With Benefits
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Steel Panther - Gangbang At The Old Folks Home
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Steel Panther - Gods Of Pussy
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Steel Panther - I Like Drugs
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Steel Panther - I Want It That Way
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Steel Panther - I Want Your Tits
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Steel Panther - Magical Vagina
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Steel Panther - Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)
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Steel Panther - One Pump Chump
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Steel Panther - Pussywhipped
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Steel Panther - She's On The Rag
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Steel Panther - She's Tight
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Steel Panther - Stripper Girl
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Steel Panther - Teleporter
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Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights
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Steel Panther - Walk Of Shame
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Steel Panther - Wasted Too Much Time
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Steel Panther - Ain't Dead Yet
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Steel Panther - Always Gonna Be a Ho
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Steel Panther - Anything Goes
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Steel Panther - Bukkake Tears
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Steel Panther - Critter
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Steel Panther - Don't Stop Believin'
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Steel Panther - Eatin Ain't Cheatin
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Steel Panther - Fantasy
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Steel Panther - Fuck 2020
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Steel Panther - Fuck Everybody
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Steel Panther - Goin’ In The Backdoor
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Steel Panther - Gold-Digging Whore
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Steel Panther - Hell's On Fire
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Steel Panther - I Ain't Buying What You're Selling
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Steel Panther - I'm Not Your Bitch
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Steel Panther - If I Was The King
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Steel Panther - In The Future
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Steel Panther - It Won't Suck Itself
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Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods
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Steel Panther - Let Me Cum In
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Steel Panther - Let's Get High Tonight
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Steel Panther - Momentary Epiphany
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Steel Panther - Now The Fun Starts
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Steel Panther - People Are Stoopid
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Steel Panther - Poontang Boomerang
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Steel Panther - Pornstar
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Steel Panther - Pussy Ain't Free
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Steel Panther - Pussy Ain’t Free
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Steel Panther - Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is
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Steel Panther - Red Headed Step Child
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Steel Panther - Sexy Santa
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Steel Panther - Sleeping on the Rollaway
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Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch
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Steel Panther - Ten Strikes You're Out
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Steel Panther - That’s When You Came In
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Steel Panther - The Shocker
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Steel Panther - The Stocking Song
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Steel Panther - Weenie Ride
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Steel Panther - Whole Lotta Rosie
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Steel Panther - Why Can't You Trust Me?
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Steel Panther - Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills)
If I Was The King
Steel Panther
I would get myself a bitchin' crown
And I'd make all the bitches call me sir michael starr
I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne
And at night I'd go in the town
In a big stretch hummer with a hot tub and a bar
If I was the king
I would outlaw clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their pussies
Or if they were hiding dicks
I'd lower the drinking age
So little kids could get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring
If I was the king
That'd be fuckin' nice right?
I'd knock down all the schools
And put up licquor stores
And give free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would outlaw common sense
Feed the homeless to the wolves
And if you didn't like steel panther you'd go to jail!
If I was the king
I'd make beer the official food
And you'd never have to take the trash out
If you happen to be born a dude
You could buy hand grenades at starbucks
And take a shit right on the street
And I'd kill katy perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing
If I was the king
Her comes the court jester man!
And if the motherfucking peasents didn't like it
I would tell them all to suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Legalize masturbation
At every strip joint in the nation
And the minimum cup size would have to be a double d
Oh yeah
But if you were in a band
You wouldn't have to use your hand
There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me!
If I was the king
Megan fox would be my queen
But I'd still fuck christie brinkley
And any girl older than 16
I'd execute one direction
And drop a nuke on the middle east
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the sting
If I was the king
If I was the king
If I was the king