Hello, welcome to the club And look at these wall-to-wall bores They're falling over themselves Just to get inside these doors
Ain't it just grand to be elite A cut above all the rest Fodder for the gossip columns Want a picture? Be my guest
I lack something, what can it be? Cocktail credibility I won't let that bother me Cocktail credibility
If Nero fiddles while Rome burned He could learn a thing or two By mixing with his clientele They'd show him just what to do Hold up your paper umbrella Suck a lemon, chew on ice It won't prevent the holocaust But it's sure good to look nice
