In every town he visits He thinks that it's the best New York, London, Chicago I've forgotten all the rest Who am I talking about? With blue eyes dark and wet The darling of big business The darling of the blue rinse set
Johnny Fontaine would hate this song Even after all that trash he's done He swears on the show biz bible He makes his money suing for libel
Performs at the white house Is up for president He mixes with the upright people And even the ones who are bent Now this man's appeared in The worst films ever made Even the worst B-movies Put his ones to shame
