Don't think that I've forgotten
All the ways you did me wrong
But my friends are tired of hearing
'Bout how you are Satan's spawn
So I've done a lot of thinking
And I wanna wish you well
Just to prove how much I've grown
Since I told you to go to hell
I want you to be happy
Just not quite as happy as you
Could have been if you had stayed with me
And I hope that you're successful
Like, maybe not your dream job
But a really solid second choice
With a smaller salary
And I know one day you'll meet a girl
I bet she'll be dumb
And average, looking
So when I compare myself to her
I won't feel so sad
About what we might have had
That would make me happy
On Instagram I've hidden
How much I have been a mess
I post pictures with mimosas
Captioned: I'm so #blessed
I confess that I've been lying
It's time that I come clean
'Cause I've really turned a corner
Let me tell you what I mean
I want you to be happy
Just not quite a happy as I
Plan on being with somebody else
And oh, he'll be successful
But doing what he loves
'Cause unlike you he knows that there is
So much more to life than wealth
And when you find out I met a guy
I bet you'll get drunk
And then try to call me
But I'll tell you I don't have the time
To hear your regrets
Because I couldn't care less
That would make me happy
And screw it
Why do I have to pretend that
I want the best for you?
'Cause if I'm being honest
That is so far from the truth
'Cause you deserve to be unhappy
And if there's any justice
Karma's coming soon to
Bite you in the ass
'Cause we had something awesome
And if you couldn't see it
Well then you should pause this song
To go and have your dumb eyes checked
And when you finally realize
That you had it good
When we were together
It will be too late to make it right
I won't want to make up
Because I won the break-up
That would make me happy
Yes that would make me happy
