Third door on the right, they make you scream all night
With whipping and bondage in chains
Leather gear and whips, you can't get to grips
With ecstatic feelings of pain
A schoolgirl blitz, and nuns with big tits
All ready and waiting to please
You're feeling so high, stroking silken thighs
You'll never get up from your knees
Do it right, all night
You're in the House of Pleasure
You pay your money, and make your choice
You'll love the House of Pleasure
The throbbing sensation, and mental castration
Is waiting behind all these doors
They shout with one voice, you can't make your choice
While fooling around with the whores
You scream and you crawl, while they're stroking your balls
Three in a bed can be fun
There can be no rest, when you're surrounded by breasts
There's nowhere left you can run
Take me to Heaven, give me Hell!
These ladies all stand, vibrators in hand
You know they like satin and lace
It all gets too much, they show their crotch
And then they, will sit on your face
Try a 69, all positions are fine
Split Beavers and Pork Swords unite
They take pride in their trade, they like getting laid
What's on the menu tonight?
She does what for 250 Dollars?
Just give me the money man!
