I want a girl with a mind like a diamond 
 I want a girl who knows what's best 
 I want a girl with shoes that cut 
 And eyes that burn like cigarettes 
    I want a girl with the right allocations 
 Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack 
 She's playing with her jewelry 
 She's putting up her hair 
 She's touring the facility 
 And picking up slack 
 I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket   
 I want a girl who gets up early, (gets up early!) 
 I want a girl who stays up late, (stays up late!) 
 I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,(uninterrupted!) 
 Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape   
 With fingernails that shine like justice 
 And a voice that is dark like tinted glass 
 She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack 
 She's touring the facility 
 And picking up slack 
 I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket   
 (Na na na na)   
 I want a girl with the smooth liquidation, (smoothliquidation!) 
 I want a girl with good dividends, (good dividends!) 
 At Citibank we will meet accidentally, (meet accidentally!) 
 We start to talk when she borrows my pen.   
 She wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest, 
 She wants a car that will get her there. 
 She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen, 
 She's trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LaBaron 
 I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.   
 (Na na na na na)